Superman vs Aunt May

Started by Solidarsenal5 pages
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he was undercover as a circus clown

Impossible, Aunt May would've sensed it!

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Electra could take Aunt May

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no, god no. aunt may is awesomely powerful. her only big enemy until issue #20009,( the last issue, when she was raised to greater Goddom by a rabid squirrel who she gave an acorn pie to) which was the only one i read past #10974... where was i, oh yeah... her only big enemies were the zoloft blob, and the guy on the enzyte commercial.

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her only big enemies were the zoloft blob, and the guy on the enzyte commercial.

Don't forget Ronald McDonald

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to solid arsenal, she knew, she just chose not to divulge the info to the rest of the world... no one could beat aunt may. and plz don't close this thread, plz... sniffle. ❌

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latter comment was to paola

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she knew, she just chose not to divulge the info to the rest of the world... no one could beat aunt may

Which means that if Ben had gotten to close to one of the kids at the birthday parties he attended then he would have revealed the secret and Aunt May would be forced to eat his brain and poison the kid.

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damn your good... you figured that out without even reading past #10985.

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If I had a penny for everytime someone's told me that, then I'd be eating a brain with artificial mexican seasoning...which I am

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i hate you

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I hate my pet cat...she keeps mocking me

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maybe the mockings in your head... your know like your life... mine too... sniffle

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No it's definately my cat...she can tapdance and cook scrambled eggs too.

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interesting... yeah its in your head

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interesting... yeah its in your head

I get that alot...from my stuffed animals

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well i believe that. but everthing else is in your head.

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My stuffed animals are good to me; they knit me sweaters and give me financial advice.

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really... if i had a stuffed animal that gave me financial advice, i burn him... because satan sent him here to mess with my credit.

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You should cherish what you have in the here and now

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nevermind just eat its' brain