LOTR Heartbreak

*amanda walks out*

*takes of lampshade*

amanda: ew who are you
me: I AM SAURON!!!!
amanda: OMG YOUR SCARY!!!!!!
me: yes im from LOTR
amanda: oh...then in that case your gay not scary
me: *winks at smodden* *lifts up mace* (screen goes dark)

*screen lights up*

*sauron and smodden are stood grinning next to a large puddle of blood*

😆 *joins sauron and smodden with his mace and fell beast*

Muhaha!!!MEWWWWHAHAhaaahAA!!!!

I AM LORD OF MIDDLE EARTH!!!!!!

ooops i mean WE, WE are lords of MIDDLE EARTH!!!!

muhaha

*hears a whimper of pain*

AAHHHHH!!!! ITS ALIVE

*takes out sword...mace...ring...pepper spray.......*

shhhh we have got to be veeewwwyyyy careful

has anyone seen predator??? well me and kit and smodden are in that umgle...and amada is predator

Weilds Hammer......*

"Get BAck fell creature amanda"!!!!!!

"you shall burden me no LONGER!!!!!!"
"i shall smite your face and be single again!!!"

(just in case a noob is watching....i don't not like her enough to REALY kill her[double negative i know...])
thats why i got sauron to do it for me.....HEHEE lol

*hides behind Pippin*
*is terrified of evil scary monster Amanda lady and screams in terror whilst my Pippin protects me* 😉 (my brave little hobbit hehe)

KILL HER SAURON!!!! STAB HER IN THE EYE!!!! WOO HOOO!!!! 😂

Don't worry Smod, sauron will get her for you 😉 Go sauron!!!!

(Hehe, lamp shade to cover sauron...funny 🙄 )

*drags Amanda or whats left of her up to Melkor's chamber and chain her up like Tulkas*

*wants to help but doesn't know how* *decides being evil is good enough* mwahhaha

*watches Kit destroy what's left of the evil Amanda lady, still hiding behind Pippin 😛 *

Mmmm Pip's wearing a kilt!

*being very sneaky, looks under Pip's kilt 😖hifty: Hahaha*

@PippinTook: eewie!! 😖 *wants souveneir ((how spell)) and picks up blood with kleenex* *puts in pocket* *later will give to Smod*

Originally posted by Iirima
@PippinTook: eewie!! 😖 *wants souveneir ((how spell)) and picks up blood with kleenex* *puts in pocket* *later will give to Smod*

Eewie? 😕 Ey, I'm Diamond so I'm allowed to do stuff like that 🙄 hahaha. Do you have a problem with Pippin or something? Ey? 😠

You're saying eewie cause of what I did, yet you're picking up evil Amanda lady's blood with a kleenex??? *gasp* You could get some kind of disease or something from being that close to it!!! PUT IT DOWN!!! You could catch the...the...evil....uhmm....LOTR-hating....disease...thingy....yeah....I'll shut up now 😕

Nooo...it's umm...what they wear under the kilt...

What do they wear under the kilt?? I've always wondered that....Maikah (I forgot the rest of her/his name haha) said they wear nothing, but she's said that's just from one Scot 😛

Besides, whatever's under Pippin's kilt is purdiful 😂

I'm just kidding, you guys 🙄

Good!!! I heard that there’s nothing under there…*cough* aaaaaaanyway, back on topic…

Ooooh, really?? 😖hifty: *still looks under Pippin's kilt* 😂

^_^;; Okaay 🙂

oh no!!!! my threads been turned into a "Billy boyd is so HOT!!!" thread.......!!!!!!

anyway back on topic thread wreckers! i will call amanda tomorow and let you know how things go...😉

Originally posted by Smodden
oh no!!!! my threads been turned into a "Billy boyd is so HOT!!!" thread.......!!!!!!

anyway back on topic thread wreckers! i will call amanda tomorow and let you know how things go...😉

It has not!!! Haha. It's been turned into a "What's under Billy's kilt" thread 😛 Sorry Smod. Didn't mean for it to happen 😛

Yes, please tell us what happens!!!! 😄 So are you gonna drop her off a bridge? Haha.