Where I used to work we had right greedy tw*t. He was the kind of guy that would just help himself to all the chocolate biscuits you know the sort!
Anyways we got fed up of this so we got some normal biscuits and coated them with laxative chocolate.... 馃槇
Surfice to say he went off biscuits for while! 馃槀
The Meanest thing i've ever done was, when I was in the fourth grade this guy i had a *secret* crush on started pushing me on the swing (not pushing my back, he was pushing my feet in front) At the time i was
p!$$ed off at him because he had ignored me the entire day. So anyway I told him to leave me alone or else, he wouldn't go away so..i kicked him in the balls.