The meanest thing I ever did was I read my sister diary a couple years back and found out about her secret crush, and so I told a bunch of people at school 馃槇
Oh wait, Inw毛 IS my sister........dang
I didn't mean it, sis, I was lying! Stay away from me with that! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
this poem is to all those i hate 馃槀 (i just winged it quickly, anything that poped up in my head)
ill squeeze your nose and let the posionous snot drip down/
there is enough posion to kill Napoleon to take his crown/
there is enough posion too sink a continent/
enough to laugh at the Pope for false imprisonment/
enough to prove, krishna, jesus, buddha wrong/
enough to tell a stupid child "STFU SON"
once the posion is dryed up, i wont hesitate to cut your ear like Van Gogh/
i wont hesistate to tell you, "You're gayer than Mango" (SNL)
ill slap your face with no hassle/
i dont mean to be rude, but your being a ****ing as.shole/
well im done i let the anger out...i tried not to make it too rude 馃槃 馃槀
I boughte a whole bunch of gay porn and put it in a big envelope and addresed it to my friend and put it in his mail box then enclosed a bill of 300 dallors saying uve went on enough of our web sites to get a discount next time and well his mom saw it first and she freaked but i came clean after a bout a week 馃槀
Originally posted by DeNiro
I boughte a whole bunch of gay porn and put it in a big envelope and addresed it to my friend and put it in his mail box then enclosed a bill of 300 dallors saying uve went on enough of our web sites to get a discount next time and well his mom saw it first and she freaked but i came clean after a bout a week 馃槀
I did something like that to my friend once, but I got him a subscription to play girls and a bunch off other gay porn mags. And his dad is a priest so when he found out he was real pissed, we also ordered dildos off of the internet and mailed them to his house.