Best pick up lines!

I dont have a pick up like, all i say is ''Hi, whats your name'' or ''Look at you, you little cutie, whats your name''

Nice shoes....wanna ****?

I like your breasts.

You're ass is nice, can I slap it?

Hey, what's your name? No don't answer, I don't care what your name is, I just want some poon.

Those ones always work for me....oh wait, no they don't, they get me sued.

Originally posted by lil bitchiness
I dont have a pick up like, all i say is ''Hi, whats your name'' or ''Look at you, you little cutie, whats your name''

Him: sex?
Her: What?!?
Him: I can show you if you want

Originally posted by ForgivingBeauty
Well you know what to do...let the dice roll and tell us your best pick up lines you got up your boxers or thongs you romanic beast you!

😂

For a guy this would work

I'm Batman!batman

If your left leg was Easter and your right leg was Christmas, could I visit you between the holidays?

And for the freaky-deakys....

You don't have to worry about getting pregnant by me, cuz as soon as I shoot it in, I'm gonna suck it right back out.

Originally posted by D-Double
If your left leg was Easter and your right leg was Christmas, could I visit you between the holidays?

And for the freaky-deakys....

You don't have to worry about getting pregnant by me, cuz as soon as I shoot it in, I'm gonna suck it right back out.

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Funny..😆..very!!

😂

😐

Guy: Do you play golf?

Girl: No.

Guy: Do you own any kangaroos?

Girl: No.

Guy: Wanna have sex?

Girl: Okay, let's go to my place!

Works every time. 🙂

Originally posted by D-Double
If your left leg was Easter and your right leg was Christmas, could I visit you between the holidays?

And for the freaky-deakys....

You don't have to worry about getting pregnant by me, cuz as soon as I shoot it in, I'm gonna suck it right back out.

[falls from chair in fits of laughter]

My buddy Raz (no connection to the benevolent Raz of KMC), used ta ask:
"Do you squirt?" 😘

So, this is probably a duplicate (I wasn't able to find it), but
let's hear everyone's best pick up lines.
whether you've used/heard them or not.

"One word: AIDS. Now bend over."

*walks up,licks finger and wipes it on her sleave*

lets get you out of those wet clothes...."

duplicate.

i lost my teddy bear can i sleep with you

One word got me more tail than anything else I ever used, clever or corny.

"hi"

"Was your dad a baker, 'cause you've got nice buns."

What winks and ***** like a tiger?

*wink*