Best pick up lines!

my penis?

this is probably one of the stupidest ones i've ever heard.

"do you have a band-aid? cause i scraped my knee falling for you"

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These things are so cheesey and funny!

(staring at her outfit)
"Kinky."

It worked. Actually.

Originally posted by ForgivingBeauty
Well you know what to do...let the dice roll and tell us your best pick up lines you got up your boxers or thongs you romanic beast you!

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Attack, line, same difference. O:

I have skittles in my mouth, wanna taste the rainbow?

Can i even get a fake number?

how about

"Girl, you so fine, I love would love to even smell your ferts."

"I'm an asstronaught" 😐

''Condoms come in all sorts of flavours these days, strawberry, curry.........do you like curry?''

Originally posted by chillmeistergen
''Condoms come in all sorts of flavours these days, strawberry, curry.........do you like curry?''

For the older women.

Hahaha! Some of these are just crazy.

do you like to dance? ok then go dance so i can talk to your friend.

we can dance if we want to.....

Originally posted by PITT_HAPPENS
What winks and ***** like a tiger?

*wink*

😂

Originally posted by BackFire
Nice shoes....wanna ****?

I like your breasts.

You're ass is nice, can I slap it?

Hey, what's your name? No don't answer, I don't care what your name is, I just want some poon.

Those ones always work for me....oh wait, no they don't, they get me sued.

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