Canada is the greatest!!!

Started by mailedbypostman13 pages

Originally posted by WindDancer
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You are wrong to laugh.

Re: Re: Re: Canada is the greatest!!!

Originally posted by lil bitchiness
Canada doesnt need an excuse, it just rocks. Everyone but Americans love Canada. Its beautiful and filled with sexy people - what more do you want?

Actually, I'm American and I love Canada. When I played rugby, a couple Canadian teams stayed at my team's houses and we partied with them before and after we battled it out on the rugby field. They are awesome people. When my team toured Canada, I stayed at three different Canadian homes with three different families. One family had an entire fridge full of Kokane Beer, which has twice the alcohol of America's equivalent beer, Budweiser. Kokane tasted way better. I love Canada, eh! canadian 🍺

Your driving age is 6 months before our's, 15 1/2. Our's is 16, and now the little panzies born in 1987 have to wait until their 18 for the provisional license. 😆 😆 😆 Anyone with a provisional can have a car full of people, just don't get pulled over, ever. 😈

Canada is the greatest country to make fun of.

"I'm from Canada and they think I'm slow.....eh...."

"What garbage!" "Well, what do you expect, they're canadian"

"Canada? Oh, you mean America Jr."

"It's not even a real country anyway."

Another reason...

Our beer is not comprised of 75% water.

Originally posted by BackFire
Canada is the greatest country to make fun of.

"I'm from Canada and they think I'm slow.....eh...."

"What garbage!" "Well, what do you expect, they're canadian"

"Canada? Oh, you mean America Jr."

"It's not even a real country anyway."

Yes, but... Climax, Saskachewon!!!

Originally posted by BackFire
Canada is the greatest country to make fun of.

"I'm from Canada and they think I'm slow.....eh...."

"What garbage!" "Well, what do you expect, they're canadian"

"Canada? Oh, you mean America Jr."

"It's not even a real country anyway."

Yeah, to Americans maybe. But not to the rest of the world. To the rest of the world America is the greatest country to make fun of.

Originally posted by Samurai Guy
Another reason...

Our beer is not comprised of 75% water.

👆 canadian Okie dokie!

Originally posted by BackFire
Canada is the greatest country to make fun of.

"I'm from Canada and they think I'm slow.....eh...."

"What garbage!" "Well, what do you expect, they're canadian"

"Canada? Oh, you mean America Jr."

"It's not even a real country anyway."

hahaha!!

Beer blows, who the **** would wanna drink a bottle of piss? 😘

Originally posted by lil bitchiness
Yeah, to Americans maybe. But not to the rest of the world. To the rest of the world America is the greatest country to make fun of.

Well, maybe... there is always France.

Originally posted by JToTheP
Beer blows, who the **** would wanna drink a bottle of piss? 😘

NEVER say another unkind word about beer!!!

Originally posted by lil bitchiness
Yeah, to Americans maybe. But not to the rest of the world. To the rest of the world America is the greatest country to make fun of.

Good for them, I'm talking real jokes from shows like South Park and The Simpsons. Not these "haha, America sucks because they have a stupid president, oh, and they're all FAT!! LLOOLLLL!!! haha" jokes the rest of the world attempts to make about America.

Originally posted by Samurai Guy
[B]NEVER say another unkind word about beer!!! [/B]

Beer is piss.

Piss goes in Beer.

Beer=Piss

Well, to everyone else everyone else is the greatest country to make fun of. That equals:9
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999999 countries.

Originally posted by mailedbypostman
Well, to everyone else everyone else is the greatest country to make fun of. That equals:9
99
999999 countries.

Can you EVER post something that makes sense?

Originally posted by lil bitchiness
Yeah, to Americans maybe. But not to the rest of the world. To the rest of the world America is the greatest country to make fun of.

Everyone knows that, ey! canadian And many of us are working to change that image. It's our government that gives us a bad wrap, eh! canadian

Originally posted by JToTheP
Beer is piss.

Piss goes in Beer.

Beer=Piss

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How dare you.

That's not the right type of beer to test.

Originally posted by Samurai Guy
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How dare you.

Don't you mean:

How dare you eh? Is it beer you speak aboot? You sir are crazy, ey.

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