Canada is the greatest!!!

Started by lil bitchiness13 pages
Originally posted by BackFire
Good for them, I'm talking real jokes from shows like South Park and The Simpsons. Not these "haha, America sucks because they have a stupid president, oh, and they're all FAT!! LLOOLLLL!!! haha" jokes the rest of the world attempts to make about America.

What the hell? How many comedies and shows have you seen that are British or French or even Italian? None, because if you had, you woulnt be saying that.

In Europe, they have far cleverer jokes than ''you are stupid and fat''

you show him scott 😒

Ok so lets recap on how canada is the greatest eh?

1. health care
2. back bacon
3. syrup
4. our electorial process is a day as opposed to the lengthy crap you yanks are witness to
5. 19 vs 21 drinking age
6. Hockey
7. Fresh water
8. Beautiful place
9. Filled with sexy people
10. Driving Age
11. National Anthem surpasses all others
12. Beer is better

Another reason we rule...

THE MACKENZIE BROTHERS!!!

Enjoy your "golden shower" in a bottle at 19. 😆 😆 💃

Originally posted by Samurai Guy
Another reason we rule...

THE MACKENZIE BROTHERS!!!

🤨 WHO THE **** IS THAT!?

jawdrop

Ignorant Yanks....

And as Mr Zero said it once, which was possibly one of the best quotes on KMC -

''They are Lamericans''

i know eh? what this guy all aboot eh?

Originally posted by lil bitchiness
What the hell? How many comedies and shows have you seen that are British or French or even Italian? None, because if you had, you woulnt be saying that.

In Europe, they have far cleverer jokes than ''you are stupid and fat''

I've seen Monty Python! Faulty Towers! Dr. Who, the list goes on. Let's not be so ignorant when we are preaching that others are, m'kay! canadian

How come we don't hear much about French Canadians? 😕

I want to go Quebec one day.

Originally posted by Samurai Guy
jawdrop

Ignorant Yanks....

Damn Canucks.

You love that Canadian Smile, dont you Hiker?

Originally posted by WindDancer
How come we don't hear much about French Canadians? 😕

I want to go Quebec one day.

La Belle Provance... ✅

Je me souisvant.

J'aime francais 😍

damn french canadian they want to seperate from canada pisses me off.

Originally posted by Samurai Guy
You love that Canadian Smile, dont you Hiker?

Yes. When I first chose it, I didn't even know it was called the 'canadian'. I just liked the Daniel Boon hat iscanadian all.

It is a great smile.

Originally posted by Shadow_King
damn french canadian they want to seperate from canada pisses me off.

Yeah, but every Newfie wants a seperation. Thus cutting the travel time to get to Toronto. 😆

😆 😆 😂 😂