What is your worst injury [Merged]

Later on they jumped me, I fell and they began trying to kick my head in. They did a pretty shitty job though , because the worst that happened is a slight chip in my tooth.

~Sado

rock fell on my head, bled like a pig, 3 stitches.

fell from somewhere, hit head on glass table corner, bled like hell, 3 stitches.

*has never needed stitches*

Originally posted by Sado22
maybe you spent most of your time crying your eyes out over romantic movies but some areaddicted to adernaline rush.
i always had a thing for "extreme" stuff. while regular kids have hobbies like coloring, playing sports etc. i used to love climbing. trees big rocks you name it and i tried (and failed) it. that explains most of my bumps.
the beatings are because i used to live in a rough neighbourhood and the school was also rough too. last day of grade5 i had 11 fights😱
as for the other bumps well i was really into martial arts for a long time. sparred a lot and got beat up a lot. right now I do this part time boxing training stuff so i tend to get hit a lot in the nose, eyes and jaw.

you understand now, old guy?

~Sado
P.S.ka ka...? what...you're too young to say "sh!t"?

for the record, heres my list...

ankles sprained like 20 times each.....6 fingers broken......lip split wider than a hookers vagina......two concussions.....right shoulder dislocated 6 times.....6 stitches in foot......stab wound on right butt cheek....never broke a bone, funny, because i have wrecked quite aa few motorcycles.

so, you are 23 or 24, you have tried it all and have been into martial arts for a long time. plus you have an injury list that would make jackie chan proud. i dunno, i smell crap. why dont you post some pics of you martial arts training, or doing this extreme stuff? why dont you post some pics of these injuries?

also Jackie Chan fell 30 foot from a tree, fell on a rock, split his head on it and when he got up blood was spraying...........that alone beats me by a mile🙁
give me another five years 😄

you think calling me old is gonna get me riled up? keep trying.

ankles sprained like 20 times each.....6 fingers broken......lip split wider than a hookers vagina......two concussions.....right shoulder dislocated 6 times.....6 stitches in foot......stab wound on right butt cheek....never broke a bone, funny, because i have wrecked quite aa few motorcycles.

~Sado-sama
P.S. you got stabbed in the butt? that has me wondering...

i was shot do to the fact that i was at the wrong place at the wrong time..........

brokan my elbow twice in last 6 months, 1st was really bad and my arm was haging down in the wrong direction, the second was surgicly done cause it was not healing properly

I was playing soccer and went to get the ball but the people who owned the fence nearby never looked after it and a peice of wire was hanging down...It hooked into the part between my left leg and left testicle,i didn't notice it until i'd stretched it to the limit and it flung me back and well let's say......i lost a chunk of my anatomy.

Originally posted by Sado22
internet fights are the lamest saddest thing on the planet...after Paris Hilton. if you don't believe me then don't. its not like i came here to get approval from you nor do i need it.
also you want me to post pics of injuries up to 10 years old. keep dreaming cuz i don't have them. the last thing on my mind when taking those bumps was taking pictures so that once i run into some skeptical guy on a FORUM who doesn't believe me, i'll prove him wrong. get real.

also Jackie Chan fell 30 foot from a tree, fell on a rock, split his head on it and when he got up blood was spraying...........that alone beats me by a mile🙁
give me another five years 😄

I'm calling you an "old guy" for fun of it.
and not to psycho analyse you or something but the above comment kinda shows me that the old guy thing is pressing a nerve.

sprained ankles is a damn joke in all honesty. i can't believe people actually post it here.
you know for some you've also taken lots of bumps...so why the skepticism over mine? it makes no sense or are you jealous?🙂

~Sado-sama
P.S. you got stabbed in the butt? that has me wondering...

sprained ankles are a joke? man, let me tell you...when you go up for a slam dunk and come down the wrong way on your ankle, the pain is unreal. what i hate about it is that it doesnt hit you right away, there is like a 2 or 3 second delay where you are like "holyshitthisisgonnafukkinghurtohmygodAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!" 😂

its kinda like if a girl grazes your nut. if she hits it even slightly, in just the right way, it hurts ust as bad as if she kicked you wearing combat boots.

relax, dude, i am just giving you a hard time. i must say, thats a pretty impressive list you have there. are you, in reality, Super Dave?

sprained ankles are a joke? man, let me tell you...when you go up for a slam dunk and come down the wrong way on your ankle, the pain is unreal. what i hate about it is that it doesnt hit you right away, there is like a 2 or 3 second delay where you are like " holyshitthisisgonnafukkinghurtohmygodAAAAAAAAAAHHH
HH!!!"

its kinda like if a girl grazes your nut. if she hits it even slightly, in just the right way, it hurts ust as bad as if she kicked you wearing combat boots.

~Sado
P.S. you still haven't explained that "butt stab" thing yet? for some reason i'm really curious. 😄

This thread reminded me of the time my sister ran over the neighborhood kid. This kid was seriously a douche. He cried over everything; He'd cry when he dumped his gum into the pool (On purpose 😐), when we called him "Badboy William", etc. You get the idea.

Anyway, so my sister was riding her bike and she just ****ing nailed him. He wouldn't shut up for the rest of the day. Of course, he was probably about 7 at the time, and there was blood everywhere, but that just goes to show you.

Why did I type that? 😐

When I was little I was doing dumb kid stuff like trying to race a jeep on my bicycle, and I wasn't looking, hit a curb, flew off my bike into a stucco mailbox. Broke my left arm and scraped a lot of skin off my chin. The guy in the jeep walked me home. Later I got a cast and used it in a fight at school. 1st grade was fun.

I also got shot with a bb gun (8th grade) and the bb entered one side of my left pointer finger, went around the bone, and lodged on the other side under the skin, and had to go to the hospital to have it removed. It looked weird playing drums with this white bandaged finger pointing up in the air.

Having a door slammed on my nail. cry

Ok, so what it the worst injury that you have gotten?
Or any injury that you have ever gotten.

crutch

My foot fell asleep this one time...

It hurt for about thirty seconds.

Sprained Ankle. 🙂

Originally posted by FallenxAngel
Sprained Ankle. 🙂

just thought i should add that last part in.

Originally posted by zjtrivium
Ok, so what it the worst injury that you have gotten?
Or any injury that you have ever gotten.

crutch

Impact tear to my thigh muscle. These are the shittiest kinds of tears. It happens when you bone doesn't break and the muscle tears from the impact trauma...think of it as the worst charlie horse ever. I would rather have been kicked in the balls.

My leg ached for 3 days.

There tear was so traumatic to my body that it gave me a fever. (the doc said that that was due to the immunological response to repair the muscle.)

Anyway, that's it. Never broken a bone.

Shattered finger.

A year later, it's only just finished healing completely. And if I type/play Guitar Hero too much, it starts to hurt a bit.