What is your worst injury [Merged]

Started by Jack Diavolo25 pages

i got a papercut once, on my bitty finger

it stung, i laughed bravely muahahahahaha

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cookies?

i had an unfortunate accident while i was shaving... my balls. with one of those old fashioned razors that look like a switch blade.

not really. but that would hurt like a *****.

Originally posted by Jack Diavolo
i got a papercut once, on my bitty finger

it stung, i laughed bravely muahahahahaha

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cookies?


papercuts in between the fingers hurt a lot. i had that happen and then i peeled an orange, and then a little bit of that got on the cut... damn.

Originally posted by dadudemon
That must have really sucked major ass to have a broken rib.

Not really, it was just very painful for a few weeks 😐

i broke my right arm

Originally posted by Baylin
Not really, it was just very painful for a few weeks 😐
didnt stop Lionheart...remember? 😉

didn't stop ol' dog heart here neither! 😉

but you remember the movie, right?

yup

that dudes gonna kill yo ass, dont you know that!!! 😂

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
that dudes gonna kill yo ass, dont you know that!!! 😂

well it could be worse, I might get spots too... 😕

😉

Originally posted by Baylin
well it could be worse, I might get spots too... 😕

😉

before I say this, let me proclaim my status as a flaming heterosexual...

Van Damme was HOT in that movie.

Van Dame is always hot! *cough deepens voice* In a manly way of course *cough*

Originally posted by Baylin
Van Dame is always hot! *cough deepens voice* In a manly way of course *cough*
hehehehe...Van Damme man love.

Either the bellyflop I did off of a 30 foot cliff or this one cramp that virtually tore at my muscle.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
hehehehe...Van Damme man love.

I prefer to call him Van Dame ✅

Which if he ever caught me would probably give me the worst injury I ever had and that puts us back on topic! 😄

Geez I so shmart 😖mart:

Originally posted by Baylin
I prefer to call him Van Dame ✅

Which if he ever caught me would probably give me the worst injury I ever had and that puts us back on topic! 😄

Geez I so shmart 😖mart:

yeah, before you do some Van Damage to your butthole. 😄

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
yeah, before you do some Van Damage to your butthole. 😄

😂

Would that mean I'd catch a Van Ereal Disease? 😱

Originally posted by Baylin
😂

Would that mean I'd catch a Van Ereal Disease? 😱

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when i was stabbed, hit with a baseball bat to the head, fell of from 15 feet ladder etc