KMC Savings And Loans

Originally posted by eggmayo
can i just take a snow cone?

Dude, you get like as many snow cones as you can eat! You are my number one customer, and customer satisfaction is my number one priority here at KMC Savings And Loans! 😉

Originally posted by Tired Thins
I'm giving away money, people! 😬

more money! 😱

*takes freezer full of snow cones*

*hands Storm and Alias Neo a bunch of money* Okay, you know the rules. Just spend it wisely, and pay it back whenever you can. If you can't pay it back, don't worry about it. Just . . . . I don't know . . . . just eat a snow cone! Oh wait, eggmayo took the snow cones. 😬 EM! Can't you just buy your own snow cone machine??? Oh, yeah, I can just buy one as well. Psh. 🤨

Sorry, can' t pay it back 😖hifty:

*grabs money and runs*

Originally posted by Storm
Sorry, can' t pay it back 😖hifty:

*grabs money and runs*

😂 You don't need to run. Our policy is that we don't expect to be paid back unless you want to pay us back, silly! 🙂

In that case...

*holds out hand for more*

Originally posted by Storm
In that case...

*holds out hand for more*

*hands Storm like, too much money to carry* Oh, here, have a snow cone! 🙂

snow cone ❌

my account number, now deposit it 😛 😄

Originally posted by Storm
snow cone ❌

my account number, now deposit it 😛 😄

Oh, you see, we don't really have accounts here. 😬 We find it easier to just, sort of like, wing it. Know what I mean? It's like, accounts and stuff, that just makes it too confusing, so just like take all the money you need and when you need more, come and get more. It makes things more simple here at KMC Savings And Loans, where numbers confuse us. 🙂

i need $30,000 please . is that to much to wing ?

Originally posted by shellie
i need $30,000 please . is that to much to wing ?

Here, take it! 😱 Pay it back, only if you want to! That's how we do things here at KMC Savings And Loans! It's all Raz's money anyway. 😬 He has a tree in his backyard that money grows on! 😉

Originally posted by Tired Thins
Here, take it! 😱 Pay it back, only if you want to! That's how we do things here at KMC Savings And Loans! It's all Raz's money anyway. 😬 He has a tree in his backyard that money grows on! 😉

Hell, take a mil! 😱

Originally posted by Tired Thins
Hell, take a mil! 😱

*faints*

😱 can i have 83 million!? thats how much the lottery is 😊 and a snow cone 😱? and another snow cone for benjamin 😍

Originally posted by Nazgulinthedark
😱 can i have 83 million!? thats how much the lottery is 😊 and a snow cone 😱? and another snow cone for benjamin 😍

Of course! Take three snow cones! 😱 Get crazy! 💃 😆

im bringing my buisiness here more often 😆

Originally posted by shellie
im bringing my buisiness here more often 😆

Let me tell you about our new KMC Home Buyer's Loan, (KMCHBL). It basically entitles you to a home loan that you don't really have to pay back, unless you want to. 😱 It's that easy! To quallify, you must eat a snow cone! 🙂