KMC Savings And Loans

Originally posted by Tired Thins
Of course! Take three snow cones! 😱 Get crazy! 💃 😆

💃 *gives benajmin a snow cone*

Originally posted by Tired Thins
Let me tell you about our new KMC Home Buyer's Loan, (KMCHBL). It basically entitles you to a home loan that you don't really have to pay back, unless you want to. 😱 It's that easy! To quallify, you must eat a snow cone! 🙂

Naz, is it okay if benjamin is the bank's mascott? All he is entitled to do is give pony rides for kids on Saturdays, and eat snow cones. Of course we here at KMC Savings And Loans will provide a plush pony trailer with all the amenities, like the Pony Hot Tub, and The Pony Massage Table, just for Benjamin! 🙂

Originally posted by shellie
and if i eat 2 or 3 ? 😄

For every snow cone you eat, you get a house! 😱 It's really just that easy! Because we here at KMC Savings And Loans truly stick to our motto, which is, "Why pay back a loan when you can just eat a snow cone." 🙂

Originally posted by Tired Thins
For every snow cone you eat, you get a house! 😱 It's really just that easy! Because we here at KMC Savings And Loans truly stick to our motto, which is, "Why pay back a loan when you can just eat a snow cone." 🙂

😄 my favorite bank now

We also have 'Vacation Packages' that are completely free! As long as you eat a snow cone. 🙂

wait...there's a catch isnt there ?

yes...you have to sell your soul ✅

though preston will deny that 🥷

Originally posted by §pearhead
yes...you have to sell your soul ✅

though preston will deny that 🥷

Of course there is a catch! There's always a catch, folks. In this case, here at KMC Savings And Loans, the catch is . . . . you have to eat a snow cone. 😬

Originally posted by Tired Thins
Of course there is a catch! There's always a catch, folks. In this case, here at KMC Savings And Loans, the catch is . . . . you have to eat a snow cone. 😬

We have all flavors! Even Vodka flavoured! ✅ And seasonal flavours like this month's 'Pumpkin Spice'. 😱

cinniman baby😖hifty: spice it up and ill except

You got it! 😉

😄 yay i can buy a house now

hmmm can i "borrow" half a ton of pot?

i would like *puts pinky by mouth* one Trillion dollars!

*turns sign from closed to open*