Spiderman vs. Captain America/Daredevil/Wolverine

Started by MERCILOUS244 pages

Here's the next page. Innit we see the spidey senses being totally outwitted!!!!

These three guys took Spidey down so fast...pfft! I can't beleive anyone ever argued for Spidey (Spider-man is probably gay too!)

So there you have it! Proof! And ummm... don't make me go threw the rest of my collection cause you won't like the way spidey get's manhandled by little girls and stuff.

And ummm... don't bother trying to find this comic, It's so rare...ummm it's worth way more than Amazing fantasy #1 and ummm.... even if you could afford it there's only like two copies (the one I have and the one Bill Gates has) and neither of us are selling...

Damn, when was this issue made?

Ummmm...I'll have to look at the indicia...

Well, it was brought to my attention that the ummmm....scans I put up where a little hard to read. So here are some ummmm....higher quality scans...

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Ehh, never mind, everytime I post it, it just shrinks it again. You could probably just save it to your computer and use your picture viewer no?

here's what it says then

Page1 panel 1
Cap: Look, there's Spiderman

DD:I knew that I'm cool.

Wolvie:Not as cool as me, I have claws and stuff

Panel 2 caption
(spidey webs in here)

Panel 3

Cap: I have a shield

DD: I'm the man with no fear...booyah!

Spidey:Hi guys, so ummm... is it true I have to fight all three of you?

Panel 4

Wolvie:Yeah bub, sorry...

Spidey thought:damnit... Aunt May told me not to come...

Spidey: Alright I hope you're ready!

Spidey thought: why did I say that!!

Cap: but there's a star on it!

Panel 5

Spidey thought:who the hell put me in this fight?

Spidey thought:I mean DD already beat me...and the midget has kicked my ass so damn much

Wolvie: I have the coolest catch phrase bub...

Cap: I stand for justice and everything good in this country

DD:dude, If you think those little wings are cooler than my horns you've lost it

Panel 6:

Spidey thought:hey wait... they are argueing!

Spidey thought: this may be my only shot... so I better make it good!

Wolvie?: pfft. Daredevil is the most generic name I have ever heard.

DD:yeah and being named after a ugly fat weasle is better!

Cap: you both suck, patriotism is the best!

Panel 7

DD?: Your name's the name of a pee wee football team.

Cap?: Your initials stand for dumb doofas!

DD?: oh! that's real smart coming from a guy who's nickname is a synonym for a hat!

Page 2 panel 1

DD: I'm DARE DEVIL man!! It's like I'll do anything!!

Cap: If you guys don't say I'm the coolest you're commies.

Wolvie: I'm from Canada, now that's cool!!

Panel 2

DD: did he say Can...

Wolvie: oh wait, that's not cool...

Panel 3

special note:girl butt(and you guys know it)

Spidey thought: Spidey sense gone crazy! that almost took my head off! but wait... why are they still tingling?

Panel 5

Spidey thought: I think I crapped my pants!!! UGGHHHHHH!!!

Panel 6

DD, Cap and Wolvie thought: damn that was cool!!!!

So there's a transciption so you guys don't think I'm trying to pull a fast one on you...

This is one of the reasons I don't read too much marvel anymore, but hey, we just have to accept it and move on.

😆 What's really f**ked up is that I've seen comics where the art isn't much better than that.

Originally posted by brainchild81
😆 What's really f**ked up is that I've seen comics where the art isn't much better than that.

hahahahhahahhahahaha!!

Yeah it's true, did you like my "the artist was either drunk or Mike Mignola" comment?

.........lol jesus christ.

😆 MERC' just shut the whole damn thread down!
Debate over, folks.

Yeah, for some reason no one's responded...

They must bee too busy kneeling to get up and type something.

Irrefutable proof is hard to counter. What else is there to say?

not much apparently....

What just happened? 😕

I expected this when he said, hold on Mitchell I'll be back in a sec.

sigh, shows the desperate measures some have to take.

Like attacking a character calling him inconsistant to use him at his weakest and their opponent at their strongest despite the two having actually fought with pretty much the same things happening?

That's pretty desperate allright.

I was probably talking about myself, lol.

But hey, we all know spidey wasn't at his strongest in those matches.

You love to argue don' t you..

Originally posted by CorderaMitchell
I was probably talking about myself, lol.

But hey, we all know spidey wasn't at his strongest in those matches.

You love to argue don' t you..

No more or less than you do my friend.