So there you have it! Proof! And ummm... don't make me go threw the rest of my collection cause you won't like the way spidey get's manhandled by little girls and stuff.
And ummm... don't bother trying to find this comic, It's so rare...ummm it's worth way more than Amazing fantasy #1 and ummm.... even if you could afford it there's only like two copies (the one I have and the one Bill Gates has) and neither of us are selling...
here's what it says then
Page1 panel 1
Cap: Look, there's Spiderman
DD:I knew that I'm cool.
Wolvie:Not as cool as me, I have claws and stuff
Panel 2 caption
(spidey webs in here)
Panel 3
Cap: I have a shield
DD: I'm the man with no fear...booyah!
Spidey:Hi guys, so ummm... is it true I have to fight all three of you?
Panel 4
Wolvie:Yeah bub, sorry...
Spidey thought:damnit... Aunt May told me not to come...
Spidey: Alright I hope you're ready!
Spidey thought: why did I say that!!
Cap: but there's a star on it!
Panel 5
Spidey thought:who the hell put me in this fight?
Spidey thought:I mean DD already beat me...and the midget has kicked my ass so damn much
Wolvie: I have the coolest catch phrase bub...
Cap: I stand for justice and everything good in this country
DD:dude, If you think those little wings are cooler than my horns you've lost it
Panel 6:
Spidey thought:hey wait... they are argueing!
Spidey thought: this may be my only shot... so I better make it good!
Wolvie?: pfft. Daredevil is the most generic name I have ever heard.
DD:yeah and being named after a ugly fat weasle is better!
Cap: you both suck, patriotism is the best!
Panel 7
DD?: Your name's the name of a pee wee football team.
Cap?: Your initials stand for dumb doofas!
DD?: oh! that's real smart coming from a guy who's nickname is a synonym for a hat!
Page 2 panel 1
DD: I'm DARE DEVIL man!! It's like I'll do anything!!
Cap: If you guys don't say I'm the coolest you're commies.
Wolvie: I'm from Canada, now that's cool!!
Panel 2
DD: did he say Can...
Wolvie: oh wait, that's not cool...
Panel 3
special note:girl butt(and you guys know it)
Spidey thought: Spidey sense gone crazy! that almost took my head off! but wait... why are they still tingling?
Panel 5
Spidey thought: I think I crapped my pants!!! UGGHHHHHH!!!
Panel 6
DD, Cap and Wolvie thought: damn that was cool!!!!
So there's a transciption so you guys don't think I'm trying to pull a fast one on you...
This is one of the reasons I don't read too much marvel anymore, but hey, we just have to accept it and move on.