Sexy Crime Fighting Duo

Started by ~Da Moose~23 pages
Originally posted by Mišt
...then what am I doing here? dodgy

You're HERE because I recognized your potential. I saw the fire in you. I realized that I needed a partner who could help me rid the world of evil crime....but, sexily. 😎

But why am I still naked? lookaround

Originally posted by Mišt
But why am I still naked? lookaround

You...no...Mist, you aren't naked anymore. You WOULD be, but I took you in, clothed you, fed you, made you throw up that food, and then taught you the ways of being a sexy crime fighter.

Originally posted by Mišt
But why am I still naked? lookaround

because its entertaining?

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
You...no...Mist, you aren't naked anymore. You WOULD be, but I took you in, clothed you, fed you, made you throw up that food, and then taught you the ways of being a sexy crime fighter.

Oh I see...sadwalk

Originally posted by PandoraMomo
because its entertaining?

Oh you blush2

Originally posted by Mišt
Oh I see...sadwalk

Oh you blush2

🤨 Do you WANT to be naked on the street?

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
🤨 Do you WANT to be naked on the street?

Who doesn't?

Well....the money is slightly better...dodgy...but Ill stay in the trio for a while, need to make it look a bit more respectable 😎

Originally posted by Slay
Who doesn't?

I suppose you have a point. 😕

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
I suppose you have a point. 😕

I hate you. ermm

Originally posted by Mišt
Well....the money is slightly better...dodgy...but Ill stay in the trio for a while, need to make it look a bit more respectable 😎

*sigh* Furthermore, you need to come up with a signature 'look'. I have *BLUE STEELE* and *MOOSEY*. Scott has *MYSTIQUE LYNX* and *MAGNUM*.

I was thinking you could use...*SOHOTIMUSTBEGAY* or *ASS*

Originally posted by Slay
I hate you. ermm

You have a point. 😕

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
You have a point. 😕

I still hate you. ermm

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
*sigh* Furthermore, you need to come up with a signature 'look'. I have *BLUE STEELE* and *MOOSEY*. Scott has *MYSTIQUE LYNX* and *MAGNUM*.

I was thinking you could use...*SOHOTIMUSTBEGAY* or *ASS*

What about...*IMTHEJUGGERNAUGHTBITCH* or *ACTIONMANTHEGREATESTHEROOFTHEWORLD*? 😕

Originally posted by Slay
I still hate you. ermm

I understand. 🙂

Originally posted by Mišt
What about...*IMTHEJUGGERNAUGHTBITCH* or *ACTIONMANTHEGREATESTHEROOFTHEWORLD*? 😕

Mmm....😬 I like *ASS* better...but, you have to have your own identity. It should be a catchy look though.

What about *BOOBS*? 😎

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
I understand. 🙂

I'm not on speaking terms with you.

Give me back my lawn gnome and I might forgive you. ermm

Originally posted by Mišt
What about *BOOBS*? 😎

*BOOBS* is a good look. ✅ I like boobs.

Yeah, I mean come on, its like the best catch phrase ever! You see someone run down the street yelling "BOOBS" you're guaranteed to look 😱