Originally posted by shellie
🥷 that was a secret...😱 Lone_Dragon is the long lost love child of Sonny and Cher
Yeah! I am! -Sings, like her mother- "If I could turn back time, I'd give it all to you!" 😆
Silver_Blaze is actually Scott Summers, or, better known as, Cyclops from the X-Men, and, is actually a woman!
Shellie is a 10 feet tall black cat, with a blade on the end of her tail! 😱 And, she has the power of Seduction! naughty
I heard drunk nazgul is a 45 year old seamonster that lives in michael jacksons butthole and comes out only when little kids are in the room,
and then touches them, and then you bloat up to the size of a hippo, then you become a nasty butler with your swollen pet ostrich and then the drunken leprechauns you gave birth to, dance around in nude while shaving their pubic hair, and then you eat it. and then you blow up, and then you are no more.
Originally posted by Darth Revan187
I heard drunk nazgul is a 45 year old seamonster that lives in michael jacksons butthole and comes out only when little kids are in the room,
and then touches them, and then you bloat up to the size of a hippo, then you become a nasty butler with your swollen pet ostrich and then the drunken leprechauns you gave birth to, dance around in nude while shaving their pubic hair, and then you eat it. and then you blow up, and then you are no more.
And you Phoenix Aska, are one of those nude leprechauns.
Originally posted by big gay kirk*drops to my knees grateful*
I watched Canadian Moose assault a goat... if you get my meaning.... he said he'd kill Avril Lavigne if I told anyone, so I thought I had a duty to the world....
thank you , thank you , thank you.....you can only take so much of a self rightous , self proclaimed punk .