Start a vicious, unfounded rumour, RIGHT HERE!

Started by Canadian Moose113 pages
Originally posted by WindDancer
Rumor around the Camp fire is that Canadian Moose isn't even a real Canadian Moose.......in reality Moose is actually
Spoiler:
AMERICAN

Can you believe it? Moose actually is an

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American Moose

Shocking!

What? WHAT? WHAT THE HELL AM I? This isn't funny.

Oh, and if it's that damn rumour I'm an American Moose, you can ferget aboot that eh!

*cracks open a beer, eats 12 doughnuts and drives off in his zamboni*

Originally posted by big gay kirk
I watched Canadian Moose assault a goat... if you get my meaning.... he said he'd kill Avril Lavigne if I told anyone, so I thought I had a duty to the world....

It was NOT an assault, it was consentual, and I did not say I would kill Avril Lavigne. I merely stated that I would take all of Shellie's CDs of Avril Lavigne away from her for starting that rumour.

Moose likes to wear ladies lengire!

Kosta is a vietnamese porn star named Long Fuc

Badboy told me he saw Dark Nazgul and Jury in a restaurant eating a huge lobster and talking about something. They both looked very serious. I wonder what they were talking about? 😕

My real name is Hung Lo!

Thats a cool name 😄

Mystique Lynx HATES Orlando Bloom

*blushes* no please Orly dont believe him I luv ya...

Originally posted by Mystique Lynx
Thats a cool name 😄

What thank you 😄

I have many other names too.

Canadian Moose is a Canadian Moose

Originally posted by Kosta
What thank you 😄

I have many other names too.

me too. eg. Myriel Elandriel and so one.

Originally posted by The Ones
Canadian Moose is a Canadian Moose

Shut UPPPPP! I am not!

The Ones is actually 2 people.

Moose is a 3 foot midget with a peg leg.

I thought he was 4 people!

Originally posted by Canadian Moose
Shut UPPPPP! I am not!

The Ones is actually 2 people.

HOW DID YOU KNOW I WAS M.O.M

ooops

Kosta is my man slave. He looks like a mix between Aunt Jemima and William Hung.

is that bad or good...?

Originally posted by Canadian Moose
Kosta is my man slave. He looks like a mix between Aunt Jemima and William Hung.

a bit like this eh?

*covers eyes*
Moose why dont you pay him a little more so he can get a plastic surgery? 🙁 poor man