Funny George W. Quotes

There are a ton of funny quotes that good ole' George has said... list some that you know...

- I am making America better for man owned businesses, woman named businesses and anybody owned businesses!

"Karyn is with us. A West Texas girl, just like me."— hysterical

One word: "Strategery."

hysterical

The illiteracy level of our children are appalling.

How ironic 😮

"Is our children learning?"

😑

Is we 🤪?

"Subliminimal" cowboy

"They misunderestimated me." 🤺 my fav by far ✅

I don't even listen to the guy, but I love it when he mispronounces.

Wonder if he'll ever mess up when he says America?

"I cut the taxes on everybody. I didn't cut them. The Congress cut them. I asked them to cut them." —George W. Bush

"More Muslims have died at the hands of killers than — I say more Muslims — a lot of Muslims have died — I don't know the exact count — at Istanbul. Look at these different places around the world where there's been tremendous death and destruction because killers kill." —George W. Bush

"This has been tough weeks in that country." —George W. Bush

"We all thought there was weapons there, Robin. My opponent thought there was weapons there." —George W. Bush

"[T]he best way to find these terrorists who hide in holes is to get people coming forth to describe the location of the hole, is to give clues and data." —George W. Bush

"One year ago today, the time for excuse-making has come to an end." —George W. Bush

"There's an old saying in Tennessee — I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can't get fooled again."

Originally posted by silver_tears
"They misunderestimated me." 🤺 my fav by far ✅

I have to give it up for GWB in this case - since I heard him say this I have started to use "misunderestimated" all the time. It's a very useful word & I'm hoping it enters the dictionary.

Seriously. Plus it sounds great.

"alkayda is planing to destroy america, and so ARE WE."

"I think the American people — I hope the American — I don't think, let me — I hope the American people trust me." —George W. Bush

"There's only one person who hugs the mothers and the widows, the wives and the kids upon the death of their loved one. Others hug but having committed the troops, I've got an additional responsibility to hug and that's me and I know what it's like." —George W. Bush

"I promise you I will listen to what has been said here, even though I wasn't here." —George W. Bush

Heres a good one...
"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it."

i know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully.

The reson i believe in a large tax cut is because its what i believe.

It's one thing about insurance, that's a washington term.

Our children is the priority - the - the big one.

you forgot poland.

its hard work.

man he's an idiot. i hate him.

I have a poster of these, "The Bush Telegraph"

this is a great one - his definition of sovereignty ..everyone laughs at him 😂

Keeping America scared
you could make a song out of that!

I bumped this thread back up so you can read some of the "important" things ol' Georgie has said.