Funny George W. Quotes

"Anybody with a cowboy hat is a friend of mine"

"The Human and the fish can coexist peacfully"

"I am winning the election right now" 😐

ok, he hasn't said that, but he's definitely thinking that, and that's verrrrrry pathetic

"I think war is a dangerous place."

"I recently met the finance minister of the Palistinian authority, was very impressed by his grasp of finances."

"I don't remember debates. I don't think we spent a lot of time debating it. Maybe we did, but I don't remember."

"I'm clinically retarded."

nice...

"I hear there's rumors on the Internets that we're going to have a draft." —George W. Bush

"When a drug comes in from Canada, I wanna make sure it cures ya, not kill ya... I've got an obligation to make sure our government does everything we can to protect you. And one — my worry is that it looks like it's from Canada, and it might be from a third world." —George W. Bush

Originally posted by BackFire
"I'm clinically retarded."

Originally posted by SlipknoT
😆 did he say that?

Yeah, whenever he talks that's what he's really saying.

😂

"may god continue to bless america" after kerry said "god bless america"...
that wasn't stupid.

oh well, ima bush fan anyway.

*mono-tone* i swear to freakin god....bush is the dumbest man alive.

Originally posted by Darth Revan187
"I hear there's rumors on the Internets that we're going to have a draft." —George W. Bush

"When a drug comes in from Canada, I wanna make sure it cures ya, not kill ya... I've got an obligation to make sure our government does everything we can to protect you. And one — my worry is that it looks like it's from Canada, and it might be from a third world." —George W. Bush

😂

That second one is one of my favorites

"I'd like to thank all of you American Puppets for electing me again, I couldn't destroy the U.S. last term but this time around I will. *cough* Dumbasses *cough*" - George W. Bush