If you were a pornstar, what would your porno name be

Started by Candy x10 pages

MMMmmm...nust have dosed off.

Holy macaroni what the hell is going on here!

Originally posted by fever red
I think we should wait for Candy now...I suspect it will be worth it! We'd better get on protective gear, and I'm talking bullet-proof!

I think she just woke up... 😱 💃

feels her self in restraints...

Doctor Moose....The diagnosis please

Nothing, Candy, just the pron equivilant of the old whipped cream on your face gag!

Doggy Berter

OOOo i love squirty cream!

on your face when you wake up?!?

Put shaving cream on a sleeping friends hand, and tickle his face. He will impulsively swat at the irritation, and SPLAT!

Originally posted by Candy x
OOOo i love squirty cream!

I...erm... 😱

Make way for Whiskey Fiddlewood 😱 Can I play??

Originally posted by Syren
Make way for Whiskey Fiddlewood 😱 Can I play??

OMG, priceless. I'll give you 3 of Red Cardinal for one of those! No, ten!

Originally posted by fever red
OMG, priceless. I'll give you 3 of Red Cardinal for one of those! No, ten!

*takes seven*

I'm a lover, not an egotist pimp

I do have a proper porn name....its.... Kitten eclipse!

Hey squirty cream in my mouth by my doing you dirty minded boys

What about us dirtyminded gals? No limits on us?!

And, yay, I'm Whiskey Fiddlewood, now. Apareently, Syren is going by
Red Red Red Red Red Red Red Cardinal Cardinal Cardinal Cardinal Cardinal Cardinal Cardinal.

Oh...okay...I thought it was someone else with the squirty cream somewhere else...

FoXXXy! Hee! Under the covers...the better to eat something up...

God i give up...Its too confusing.

And fever you have a very dirty mind. That's why i lover you..YOu sexay thang

It is confusing...better for you to lay back and let the healing commence...

That doesnt sound good....Oh look i have cream....*squirrts FoXxXy in the face

Yeah I got tired of being in the shadows so I decided to go somewhere else...