If you were a pornstar, what would your porno name be

THis is ONE retarded thread.

Whipped Cream Fight! Yeh, baby!
*Empties a whole canister down Candy's panties!*
Ooo, is that kinda cold?

"Retarded threads rock" *says Red Red Red Red Red Red Red Cardinal Cardinal Cardinal Cardinal Cardinal Cardinal Cardinal*

Opps, my bad. I totally missed what you were saying 😮

Are we still doing this porn thing?

Can I still play?

*watches Red and Candy*

Originally posted by dark1365
THis is ONE retarded thread.

I think we're performing the famous "whipped cream cure," as pioneered by Dr. Phil Good!

*grabs moose and empty a whole lotta cream down his boxers*

mmm I wanna see it but I gotta go skate now..

byebyes...

The cows would be SO proud!

Bye, FoXXXy you sweetest thing!

Originally posted by Candy x
*grabs moose and empty a whole lotta cream down his boxers*

Oh....lovely...*pulls cream from inside his shorts*

How did you get out of your restraints??

Ooops...my bad, Moose. I just thought she looked to be recovering.

Originally posted by fever red
Ooops...my bad, Moose. I just thought she looked to be recovering.

Well, strap her down again woman! Get her back to where she should be! And while you're at it, strap Sy down on top of her.

Right, OK...tomorrow? I have to go...

Originally posted by Canadian Moose
Oh....lovely...*pulls cream from inside his shorts*

How did you get out of your restraints??

🙄

*offers to clean up the mess*

*dons maid's outfit*

Originally posted by fever red
Right, OK...tomorrow? I have to go...

I'll do it...and leave them for you as a sacrificial offering?

Originally posted by Syren
🙄

*offers to clean up the mess*

*dons maid's outfit*

Ok, but make sure you get everywhere, ok? I hate to have whipped cream in my pants...

Excellent...um, do they have ANY virginity to sacrifice? Hmm, Syrens left pinky toe DOES look relatively unmolested, and I think Candy's hair has grown out since the last time Kosta...

FEVER..............................................!