Kidnapping Alert

I hAve TaKEn sAmurai Guy anD RAz hOstAge. tHeY arE in A saFe PlAcE.

BrINg 1,0oo,O0o piNe cOneZ to 5tH & mAiN iN fOrUMville aNd noThIng HApPens 2 thEyrE prEtTy sCreEn NaMes.

CoME aLOnE - nO MoDz, oR thE girlY oNe geTs it

sIgNEd
tHe VEry bOreD aNonYmOose

Originally posted by Canadian Moose
I hAve TaKEn s[B]Amurai Guy anD RAz hOstAge. tHeY arE in A saFe PlAcE.

BrINg 1,0oo,O0o piNe cOneZ to 5tH & mAiN iN fOrUMville aNd noThIng HApPens 2 thEyrE prEtTy sCreEn NaMes.

CoME aLOnE - nO MoDz, oR thE girlY oNe geTs it

sIgNEd
tHe VEry bOreD aNonYmOose [/B]

Scott has been kidnapped............oh well....grabs 5 cones and shoves the in a bag..........sorry moose thats all he is worth

Originally posted by Samurai Girl
Scott has been kidnapped............oh well....grabs 5 cones and shoves the in a bag..........sorry moose thats all he is worth

Don't use my name!!

And you LOVE this guy?

😱 KILL THEM KILL THEM

aLSo BoRed sUZ

hey i managed to get 50 for raz!!

Originally posted by Samurai Girl
Scott has been kidnapped............oh well....grabs 5 cones and shoves the in a bag..........sorry moose thats all he is worth

Is that really you?

Originally posted by Samurai Girl
hey i managed to get 50 for raz!!

So, let me get this straight, you have 55 total pine cones?

no i have 5 for scott and 50 for raz!

Is who me suzie?

Nevermind.

I'll give another 8,5 for them both.

ill give you one each, just to get in on this topic.

Originally posted by Samurai Girl
no i have 5 for scott and 50 for raz!

Is who me suzie?

Right...55 total. That just ain't enough honey, sorry.

i found another 3! im so kind

Ok, I'll pay, but first I want to talk to them! GIVE THEM THE PHONE!

Originally posted by pinsleepe
Ok, I'll pay, but first I want to talk to them! GIVE THEM THE PHONE!

Fine...

*hands the phone over to Raz*

My captor is treating me well. He is very kind. I have no complaints so far in the way the Moose *THUMP* OUCH! In the way my captor is treating me. In my absence, I give over my control of the boards to Canadian Moose. He has free reign and full access to my mini bar

There, happy?

Originally posted by Samurai Girl
i found another 3! im so kind

3.....

Ok...hon, your hubby is being held captive. He's crying. He wet himself.

i dont have any pinecones... but ive got a stick

Oh, I don't know...

😱 Raz is alcoholic?

Originally posted by sniper
i dont have any pinecones... but ive got a stick

A stick.... 🤨 ❌

I don't need sticks, sorry.

oh well
i tried

Originally posted by sniper
oh well
i tried

🙄

Man, these poor suckers...with friends like these...