Kidnapping Alert

Originally posted by pinsleepe
*throws rocks at Luke*

oh well shakes my pine trees in my front and back yard and begins to collect pinecones with help and 4 hours of long work i collected 750000 more pine cones here this is for raz and raz only you 1000000j pine cones for raz now let him go and keep scott for all i care

Originally posted by ssj4goku
oh well shakes my pine trees in my front and back yard and begins to collect pinecones with help and 4 hours of long work i collected 750000 more pine cones here this is for raz and raz only you 1000000j pine cones for raz now let him go and keep scott for all i care

How many do you have now?

i hate to do this...*points gun at Mooses head*

Originally posted by Aqua
i hate to do this...*points gun at Mooses head*

So do I....

*spins really REALLY fast and turns into

WONDERMOOSE - complete with super sexy bikini like costume.*

Not so fast dear.

*Uses wrist protector to block bullet, kicks gun from Aqua's hands, takes her aboard the INVISIBLE JET*

that was fast o.o *bites u*

:rofl: ha ha ha ha damn thats almost sexxy

I dont think kidnapping is something to joke about....

With the Un workers held in Afghanistan, ms Hassan in Iraq, and the recent case of ken bigley...

Have a lil respect please.

moose in bikini : not sexy
moose in socks : sexy droolio

Originally posted by Aqua
that was fast o.o *bites u*

Oh...don't tease me...I like to be bitten...a little to the left. 😉

*flies off with her*

Editors note:

Please add AQUA to the list of kidnapped people, with crazy lettering like the original letter, and add ONE MILLLION Pine cones to the total.

Thanks

Originally posted by Aqua
moose in bikini : not sexy
moose in socks : sexy droolio

I have socks. 💃

Oh, and also.

*runs kicks down door*

*walks in with finger over button*

If i let go of this, you see that field out there, full of mooses, they all die...
hand over Samurai Guy and Raz or i push it.

So...which one's the girly one? 😂

*looks around*

Hmm...here's 10 pinecones, all I could find...the squirrels ran off with them all.

Originally posted by Darth Sauron
I dont think kidnapping is something to joke about....

With the Un workers held in Afghanistan, ms Hassan in Iraq, and the recent case of ken bigley...

Have a lil respect please.

Are you serious?

This is in no way a thread meant to be malicious, or to make fun of the kidnappings, which I agree are deplorable. This is a thread that is designed to take a little seriousness from life, because, I don't know about you, but if I live in a world where I CAN'T laugh once in a while, I will go crazy.

Originally posted by Canadian Moose
Oh...don't tease me...I like to be bitten...a little to the left. 😉

*flies off with her*

Editors note:

Please add AQUA to the list of kidnapped people, with crazy lettering like the original letter, and add ONE MILLLION Pine cones to the total.

Thanks

shutup

i dont think im worth that much 😛

Originally posted by Darth Sauron
Oh, and also.

*runs kicks down door*

*walks in with finger over button*

If i let go of this, you see that field out there, full of mooses, they all die...
hand over Samurai Guy and Raz or i push it.

I see you were NOT serious. Damn you for making me get up on my soapbox.

Anyhow, I'm a lone Moose...those others mean nothing to me.

And besides, I'm at my super secret base, how do you know where I am??

Originally posted by Silver Stardust
So...which one's the girly one? :lol

*looks around*

Hmm...here's 10 pinecones, all I could find...the squirrels ran off with them all.

Yanno, I REALLY don't know.

Originally posted by Darth Sauron
Oh, and also.

*runs kicks down door*

*walks in with finger over button*

If i let go of this, you see that field out there, full of mooses, they all die...
hand over Samurai Guy and Raz or i push it.

oh...i feel loved cry

Im sauron, i have a big flaming eye, i know where everyone is 😛

*points weird...moosekilling kryptonite at the moose guy 😉*

Originally posted by Aqua
oh...i feel loved cry

i didnt see he had you, sorry hug

*demands the release of Aqua also*