Kidnapping Alert

then were all screwed.

*wakes up* is it over. am i free?

nah, sorry mate. You're still within the clutches of the moose.

DANG NABIT SON OF A MONKEYS SPANK!

I would come and rescue you, but then moosey boy would come after me. And all the others are sleeping, I can't just leave them.

get the army. 4 surround moose and the others get us out

i bet we only need one person to free u guys, i mean where is moose now, having a cone?

lets free them will moose is away

*sneaks into moose's place*

free who

the hostages aka: me, aqua, raz and some other guy

moose isnt here right now. come on break into his building and take us out of our cages please.

ok *frees the ones, aqua, raz and some other guy*

yay. wait till moose comes and finds his hostages are gone

what will he do then

run away really fast 🙂

i helped, it was my courage that made the rescue team

*Stumbles in, hungover*

Mornin hostages...

Wait a minute....

WHERE THE HELL ARE MY HOSTAGES??

That's it....the KMC liberation army will pay for this outrage! You will curse the day you did not do....all that the Moose asked of YOU!

Mwahahahahahahahahahaha!

*throws grenade into the building and watchs moose explode with joy* HAHAHAHAHAHA

Originally posted by The Ones
*throws grenade into the building and watchs moose explode with joy* HAHAHAHAHAHA

*But...at the last moment, Moose jumped free of the doomed building, diving into the canal below. He sees The Ones standing atop of Moose Rock, cackling like a banshee. He vows revenge on the soulless monster and begins formulating a plan...*

*sees moose in canal full of petrol and tosses a lit cigar in and watches the canal burn moose*

i could set my pets on him if you like. I have an army of aliens and predators over 20 million strong.