Star Wars Prequels - Love 'em or Hate 'em?
Okay, I went wildly off topic before in another thread, naughty me, but I think it’s a subject that deserves debating in an adult manner. Why is there such a mixed reception to the Star Wars prequels? Me, I hate the new movies and I’m about to give a concise opinion as to why I feel these movies are, well, horrible. I’m not looking to sway you if you like them, I’m not looking to be convinced to like them, I just ask that, if you are going to post here, post a valid point praising them or criticizing them. So on with the post.
ACTING AND DIRECTION
Absolutely horrible, nay it’s disgusting. The cast in the prequels are, for the most part, very talented who have appeared in some great movies outside of this franchise and all of whom have turned in an excellent performance; although Portman I find sometimes has only one character in her repertoire but she can play it well. I have a hard time criticizing the actors for this problem. Sure there are problems with some of the delivery and inability to convey any kind of base human emotion but when I watch the new movies I always get the impression that the cast are struggling. Why? Because of the man behind the camera!! There was a time when George Lucas would tell you that he couldn’t direct; actually he’d tell you he hated it. That’s why he brought in directing talent for ESB and ROTJ which imho are better films than ANH. (Yes there are EWOKS but the end fight and reveal is superb) His decision to direct was a colossal mistake. Now, this will sound like a blatant attack and it isn’t, well it is in a way, but basically the man has about as much charisma as gravel. Sorry but he does, anyone who has heard his commentary on the new DVD’s cannot say that his monotonous ramblings weren’t boring. Take an impression of the man and then try and get an impression of another director, say Tarantino or Peter Jackson. They sound like inspirational people, people whom I would imagine actors love to work with because all actors, I don’t care who, need direction. It’s not secret that Ewan McGregor criticized George in an interview shortly after TPM came out, (he got slapped no doubt), for his directing skills. Bear in mind these people are acting on blue soundstages, there’s nothing else there to draw inspiration from except the director. Don’t get me wrong, George has his moments as a writer, but he should have brought in either the same people to direct his or invited other people who are more enthusiastic about the franchise and could have really nailed it.
WRITING
Harrison Ford once said to George Lucas ‘You can write this shit but you can’t say it’. Never has a truer word been said. Some of the lines in the prequels are really nasty, I mean, horrid. Sure there are bad lines in the original trilogy but there’s nothing that actually makes me curl my toes up tight and squint my eyes like some of the dialogue from the prequels. Here’s an example.
ANAKIN: I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating, and it gets everywhere. Not like here. Here everything's soft... and smooth...
Pass me a bucket, I need to be sick. How about this gem:
PADMÉ: All right... I was twelve. His name was Palo. We
were both in the Legislative Youth Program. He was a few
years older then I... very cute... dark curly hair...
dreamy eyes.
Bloarghh… 😄 What was he thinking? Whatever he was smoking, I want a half ounce now. But it’s not just dialogue that suffers it’s actual concept and story that suffers from the same dross too. Don’t believe me. Here ya go
QUI-GON : Midi-chlorians are a microscopic life form that reside within all living cells and communicates with the Force.
Midi-Chlorians? What the….eh? How does?.....Er…right…what happened to the mystical energy field that surrounds us and binds the universe together? I mean, why was it necessary to remove the mysticism from the franchise and replace it with possibly the lamest concept ever conceived? Is George a scientologist? That can be the only explanation. Good job he isn’t a Jehovah’s Witness else we’d have had
“QUI-GON : Midi-Chlorians are organisms that live inside you. Just hope you never have an accident though because we won’t give you a transfusion should you need one. We’ll let you die….
Sorry but the writing stinks. Like the old movies, he should have had some expert writers doing re-writes or edits.
SPECIAL EFFECTS
Now, don’t get me wrong, I love CGI, adore it if it’s good and the CG in the prequels is brilliant for the most part. The problem is there’s too much of it. So much so infact, that the CG has become detrimental to the performance of his cast, (see above), and detrimental to the feel of the film. They are, for lack of a better word, soulless. Imagine if you will the opening of ROTJ. Remember the shuttle coming into the hangar bay? Remember how vast that stage was and it looked amazing? It was like you were there, like there really was a death star and that really was a spaceship landing. Now, take the hangar in TPM and the energy room thingy behind it…it looks great, but it doesn’t feel real, it’s clearly CG and that diminishes the illusion somehow. It’s the same in the Jedi council; they’ve gone out of the way to show too much going on through those windows. Don’t get me wrong, it’s a stunning effect; it’s just there’s so much of it that it undoes the illusion. Also, and I don’t know if its because I’m getting old or what but, why does the Yoda puppet in ESB convey and stir more emotion that the CG Yoda of clones? (TPM puppet was shocking, off with his head)
Well that’s my feelings but that’s just me. If you like the movie, then explain what it is you like? If you want to argue the point with me then make a valid comment or rebuttal. Let’s see if we can get an answer as to why some love it and some loath it.