The have u ever game?

No

Have you ever ran up 32 flights of stairs?

not in one go.

have you ever went fora week without defecating

no, it's physically impossible

Have you EVER liked PokeMon?

No...I hate Pokemon.

Have you ever done any of Bam Margera's Jackass stunts and got away with them?

lol, no.

have you ever tried to fly?

only once in recent memory, the brain damage kind of steered me away.....

Have you ever summoned the Dark Lord?

yes (it was scary-he looked kinda like a dark bugs bunny)

Have you ever cut yourself on purpose?

🤺

yea

have u ever eaten leftovers that were so moldy u couldn't correctly identify them?

No

Have you ever got so drunk you woke up to find yourself on a sidewalk?

no.

have you ever wondered why the number seven looks the way it does

no. have u eva wondered if da werld would be different if da sky was red?

yeah.

have you ever slept in a 'wierd' position

like.....I need an example leather.

yes. I slept on the couch upside down.
Have you ever worn you underwear on the outside of your pants?

no.

have you ever drank your own piss??

nuh uh

have u ever woke up next da sumbody u didnt now at all???...in da same bed dat is..

only once. and I was not raped.

Have you ever grabed someone's buttox that you didn't know?

hell yea

have u ever slapped one of yer parents?

Nope

Have you ever died?