The have u ever game?

Not yet.

Have you ever hooked up with the "ugly" girl/guy just your friend could get with his/her "pretty" friend?

I haven't hooked up period, let alone under that situation

Have you had to explain something really embaressing and ended up lying about it?

yes

have you ever got caught masturbating?

No

have you ever fllen asleep during a conversation?

a phone convo

have you ever got lost in a mall?

When I was 6

Have you ever reported someone (on KMC)

Nope

Have you ever liked a girl, told your closest friends, they notice she exists, move in on your turf and she falls for them instead of you, they try to flirt with her behind your back but you know they're doin it, then they go out and you hate them and her now?

not to that extent

have you ever stolen any BIG and got away with it?

no

have you ever played a trick on some one and ended up regreting it because it hurt their feelings and the joke was not ment that way.

no, have u ever fallen down the stairs

Yes! and i broke my ankle doing it.
Have u ever been frenched by a dog?

yes

have you ever fallen going UP the stairs

yes

have you ever fallen going down the stairs

no, have you ever started such a gay thread?
evil

no. have you ever wished you were never born?

yes. have u ever had a crush on your teacher?

yes.
have you ever felt completely satisisfied.

no. Have you ever vomitted on a family member

yes, do you really think you have 11 inches?

yes

Have you ever slept for 24 hours