Sit on Santa Moose's Lap

Hey Bob...just out of curiosity, why did you picture me as a fat bald man cutting off my hand? I mean...I've NEVER cut off my hand. 😛

who made it, you.

Originally posted by She-Devil
Good morning sexy

So, Sarah darlin', how are you today?

Hey Bob...just out of curiosity, why did you picture me as a fat bald man cutting off my hand? I mean...I've NEVER cut off my hand.

Oh, and because I'm BOB!! AND BOB IS RANDOM!

😂

😑

And baby canadian moose who was once human before he ...err... "changed"

changed?

No my friend Nicci made it.

I am fine Mr Moose

Don't ask...

that baby is adorable 😍

😂

Originally posted by Telperaca
And baby canadian moose who was once human before he ...err... "changed"

😆 😆

OMG!! Damn, I was a cute baby!

CHANGED? What? I just mutated?

Yup... yu drank some "diseased" water what a real moose had taken a piss in and that's what happened! 😂

😂

Originally posted by Telperaca
Yup... yu drank some "diseased" water what a real moose had taken a piss in and that's what happened! 😂

*shaking my head*

Ok...I'm a mutated human/moose, afflicted by the...piss? PISS? of a real moose?

I'm devestated. 🙁

wow... poor moose

😂

Okay, so I'm a bad liar, but I promised your mom I'd never tell you the truth!

Originally posted by Telperaca
😂

Okay, so I'm a bad liar, but I promised your mom I'd never tell you the truth!

this is...just...horrifying. No wonder I was never accepted by the other moose...

My whole life is a lie...a LIE damnit!

I need a drink....

*comes in a waitress costume*

And what would you like, Sir?

😖hifty:

Originally posted by Telperaca
*comes in a waitress costume*

And what would you like, Sir?

😖hifty:

Sweeeeeet. I've suddenly forgotten my problems.

I'll have one Telpy for the road please... 😈