Sit on Santa Moose's Lap

Started by silver_tears68 pages

England's an island isn't it naughty

Let's go, Irene 😊

Originally posted by silver_tears
I want my own island *puppy dog look* cry

Your own ISLAND? Damn girlfriend, that is a TALL order. Quid pro quo. What you gonna do for ole Santa Moose?

Why have I suddenly turned into Santa Pimp Jive Moose? 😕

I won't pinch your ass, how's that? 😱

Originally posted by silver_tears
I won't pinch your ass, how's that? 😱

K...but can I pinch yours?

Originally posted by Canadian Moose
Why have I suddenly turned into Santa Pimp Jive Moose? 😕

Because everyone knows moose make the best pimps queen

And what about my request?

Originally posted by Canadian Moose
K...but can I pinch yours?

After you deliver the island, I'm all yours naughty
Now get hoping baby, I'll be waiting diva

Originally posted by Silver Stardust
Because everyone knows moose make the best pimps queen

And what about my request?

You wanted England...right. Ok...but I'm pinching your ass too.

Deal *shakes a hoof* 😊

Originally posted by silver_tears
After you deliver the island, I'm all yours naughty
Now get hoping baby, I'll be waiting diva

Jumpy

🎅

And WHICH Island do you want?

I said I wanted plane tickets there, not the whole island, sweetie 😊 Irene's the one who wants an island.

Originally posted by Silver Stardust
I said I wanted plane tickets there, not the whole island, sweetie 😊 Irene's the one who wants an island.

Don't look a gift horse in the mouth. TAKE ENGLAND DAMNIT! 😄

Alright, I'll take it 😱

...and I thought you were a moose, not a horse...😂

Not my England? bawling

We can rule together, Irene queen

You rule, I'll scam guys 😮
All those British stud muffins *mouth waters* droolio

Just stay away from my guy...

Guys my age then 😛

Oh shut up 😛

Originally posted by Silver Stardust
Alright, I'll take it 😱

...and I thought you were a moose, not a horse...😂

😂

Just parts of me dear, just parts... 😉