Sit on Santa Moose's Lap

Originally posted by fever red
Nice lady!

*laughs* You are or I am?

I am. And you?

Originally posted by fever red
I am. And you?

I'm Santa Moose...

All male...

With antlers...

Ok...a nice lady...who wants a palm pilot...lemme just check the list...

Felix Gum

Ferdanand Flagg

Ahh yes...Fever Red....Ohh....Oh my...Oh REALLY...hmm...very interesting...

I've been giving generously to others, all year.

Originally posted by fever red
I've been giving generously to others, all year.

Ahemm...sorry...how do you...mean that?

It's not appended to the list?
OK, I give my clients 110%, and for those in chronic pain, with financial problems, I charge them only what they can afford to pay.
I care for my friends.
I'm making the whole d@mn Thanksgiving dinner, just about...
I put up with Ron's growling (we're like two tigers in a small cage) and I didn't object to any of the strays Ron brought home.

Originally posted by fever red
It's not appended to the list?
OK, I give my clients 110%, and for those in chronic pain, with financial problems, I charge them only what they can afford to pay.
I care for my friends.
I'm making the whole d@mn Thanksgiving dinner, just about...
I put up with Ron's growling (we're like two tigers in a small cage) and I didn't object to any of the strays Ron brought home.

*backs up a few steps*

Ok-kay...well...of course then...you can have 2 palm pilots....please just step up here and make your request formal. 😉

What do you do?

Who is Ron?

What strays?

massage therapy- licensed, professional, pain management, deep tissue
my little sister
cats, dogs, humans

Originally posted by fever red
massage therapy- licensed, professional, pain management, deep tissue
my little sister
cats, dogs, humans

Ron is your sister?

HUMANS? WTF?

Kidding- though she has, in the past, "rescued" "helpless" people who were nothing but weasels...not very easy to watch that going on.
Thank you for the palm pilot, Santa Moose!

Originally posted by fever red
Kidding- though she has, in the past, "rescued" "helpless" people who were nothing but weasels...not very easy to watch that going on.
Thank you for the palm pilot, Santa Moose!

You're most welcome.

This has been one of the oddest Santa transactions I've had yet.

Not an insult...just...odd. 😉

Odd, but Nice- that's me.
Isn't the Nice list cross-referenced to the Odd? Perhaps you need the palm pilot more than I do.

Originally posted by fever red
Odd, but Nice- that's me.
Isn't the Nice list cross-referenced to the Odd? Perhaps you need the palm pilot more than I do.

😂
Not YOU...the conversation!

Oh, well, I feel very "odd" when I sit on your lap!

Originally posted by fever red
Oh, well, I feel very "odd" when I sit on your lap!

you do....? Why is that?

I SWEAR, it's just my belt you feel!! 😱

naw Kate likes to sit on me, right babe? 😉

I'd think I know if I were feeling your belt- I've had a belting, before- isn't that on the list?

Damn Moosie! 😱 Is than an antler or are you just happy to see me?

Originally posted by fever red
I'd think I know if I were feeling your belt- I've had a belting, before- isn't that on the list?

It is now...

Originally posted by Jedi Priestess
Damn Moosie! 😱 Is than an antler or are you just happy to see me?

*swaggers over to her, puts an arm around her*

I could tell you it's an antler, but I know you're going commando, and I therefore I'd be lying. 😎