Sit on Santa Moose's Lap

Originally posted by Black Dragon
Where is that thread gone anyways? 😂

😄 Nah, you're alright!! Just to let you know, I'm straight, so don't be getting any odd ideas please!! 🙄

The request...MAKE ME KING OF THE WORLD 😂

😱 🙄

Son, I have odd ideas all the time.

I promise though to not have odd ideas with you.

King of the world....hmmm...Ok then...

*transplants BD back in time to the bow of the doomed Titanic*

Please fax or email me all requests by Noon, GMT, December 20, 2005.

Also, I've been watching you bitche's all year....and I have to say, I am THOROUGHLY disappointed.

TTH and Shellie are the only 2 who are geting shit for sure.

The rest of you have work to do.

omfg...I was thinking about this thread just minutes ago! 😑...I was gonna ask you if you would be resurrecting it.

I must have been a good girl this year...I hope I get what Im asking for. 🥷

Originally posted by Ms Flower
omfg...I was thinking about this thread just minutes ago! 😑...I was gonna ask you if you would be resurrecting it.

I must have been a good girl this year...I hope I get what Im asking for. 🥷

Yes, the lifetime supply of Nutter Butters are on the way.... 😉

And also, that whole Alex thing....yea, that too. 🙂

Think i should ask for a hockey jersey.

Originally posted by DaCanadianMoose
So, come on, throw away those inhibitions and tell ole Santa Moose what you want.

I won't bite.

Much.

Originally posted by DarkC
Think i should ask for a hockey jersey.

You think so eh? Perhaps a Calgary flames jersey, with Kipper or Jarome on the back? Hmmm?

Well, David, let me read off of this naughty list, concerning you:

Ahem...

March 18, 2005 - committed act of sodomy on a goat

April 13, 2005- Indecent exposure

July 23, 2005 - Indecent exposure to a goat

November 2005 - Tearing the "Do not remove" tag off of your pillow.

Well....? Do you have any excuses?

😉

That's Neo Version 7's list, dummy. 😂

I wanna pony and a barbie and I want them now! 😄

Originally posted by DarkC
That's Neo Version 7's list, dummy. 😂

Oh...*checks again*

You're right.

Terribly sorry. 😮

Egad! His list and Ken Kenobi's are almost completely the same!

Originally posted by _Sanctuary_
I wanna pony and a barbie and I want them now! 😄

Oooohh....demanding things from Santa Moose is not a good thing.❌

That's a good way to get yourself naked pictures of KMCdude in your stocking.

okay, now what is this? 😖hifty:

i'm in desperate need of new toys. 🥷

Originally posted by Fallen Jedi
okay, now what is this? 😖hifty:

i'm in desperate need of new toys. 🥷

Originally posted by Fallen Jedi
okay, now what is this? 😖hifty:

i'm in desperate need of new toys. 🥷

And toys I have...oh yes...many many many toys.... droolio

*far away look in my eyes*

*cough* right then... 😮

Originally posted by DarkC
I'll get you some for Christmas.

ooh, presents! 😱

i can't resist presents. 😖hifty:

Who can't?(Besides Richard Parker)

Originally posted by DaCanadianMoose
And toys I have...oh yes...many many many toys.... droolio

*far away look in my eyes*

*cough* right then... 😮

anything that could possibly be useful? 🥷

up here buster. *points to face* nono

I think I know what kind of toys you want. 😛 Just give me a confirm.

Originally posted by Fallen Jedi
anything that could possibly be useful? 🥷

up here buster. *points to face* nono

Hmmm? *reluctantly tears eyes away from....below*

Yes...yes of course...sorry...heh heh. 😮

Useful? Oh I dare say yes, dear lady. What do you require? 😄

Originally posted by DarkC
I think I know what kind of toys you want. 😛 Just give me a confirm.

ah, but i've got a whole list! 😄