Sit on Santa Moose's Lap

Originally posted by DaCanadianMoose
Hmmm? *reluctantly tears eyes away from....below*

Yes...yes of course...sorry...heh heh. 😮

Useful? Oh I dare say yes, dear lady. What do you require? 😄

didn't your mom ever tell you its not polite to stare? 🥷

shiny objects... a few gadgets... throw in maybe something leather. 😗

Originally posted by DaCanadianMoose
Oooohh....demanding things from Santa Moose is not a good thing.❌

That's a good way to get yourself naked pictures of KMCdude in your stocking.

*shudder*

Originally posted by Fallen Jedi
didn't your mom ever tell you its not polite to stare? 🥷

shiny objects... a few gadgets... throw in maybe something leather. #whistle#

She did, but sometimes, when one is presented with something that is just so utterly beautiful and commanding, one cannot help oneself.

Make sense?

Like......coins?

Gadgets....I need more info. I have or have axxxess to almost anything.

Ooop....Freudian slip there with the aXXXess. Sorry. 😛

Originally posted by _Sanctuary_
*shudder*

Exactly!!

Now, would you like to ask again?

I would like some coffee for X-mas.But no way im sitting on YOUR lap...i still haven't forgotten last Christmas cry

Originally posted by Slay
I would like some coffee for X-mas.But no way im sitting on YOUR lap...i still haven't forgotten last Christmas cry

THAT was an accident....mostly.

Coffee?

Originally posted by DaCanadianMoose
THAT was an accident....mostly.

Coffee?

Sure 😊

I'm still not sure if i'm safe with you so near me cry

Originally posted by Slay
Sure 😊

I'm still not sure if i'm safe with you so near me cry

Ok, coffee it is. Look for it in a cup on Christmas morning. 😑

Oh, come on....you have to admit, you DO look a little like Hillary Duff. It was an EASY mistake. 🙄

That was a long

space...

Originally posted by Fallen Jedi
ah, but i've got a whole list! 😄

Originally posted by DarkC
Goddamn. Can you cut the list to seven? I'm not made of money. 😬

You're not!?

THEN why the hell did I agree to go to the prom with you? 😠

Originally posted by DaCanadianMoose
Ok, coffee it is. Look for it in a cup on Christmas morning. 😑

Oh, come on....you have to admit, you DO look a little like Hillary Duff. It was an EASY mistake. 🙄

But..i'm not Blond...nor am I anorexic cry

Originally posted by Slay
But..i'm not Blond...nor am I anorexic cry

No, but you have her ass. 😉

Originally posted by DaCanadianMoose
No, but you have her ass. 😉

Like Eminem already said,you have to Wait till she's 18,now she still has a butt 😐

Originally posted by Slay
Like Eminem already said,you have to Wait till she's 18,now she still has a butt 😐

Right.

No idea what that means Hillary.

Originally posted by DaCanadianMoose
Right.

No idea what that means Hillary.

It means you jack off to a girl who is 16 years old 😐

Originally posted by Slay
It means you jack off to a girl who is 16 years old 😐

😱 I....but....no......WHAT?!! 🤨

Originally posted by DaCanadianMoose
😱 I....but....no......WHAT?!! 🤨

Don't you act like you have no idea what i'm talking about..i saw the posters in your room...you think i actually believed it was milk 🤨

Originally posted by Slay
Don't you act like you have no idea what i'm talking about..i saw the posters in your room...you think i actually believed it was milk 🤨

Ohhhoo....you're a sick little man....sick! I'll take my leave now....thank you very much.

schmoll

Originally posted by DaCanadianMoose
Ohhhoo....you're a sick little man....sick! I'll take my leave now....thank you very much.

schmoll

Yeah...who do you think you're kidding anyways...mooses don't drink milk 🤨