Sit on Santa Moose's Lap

Originally posted by a1hsauce
woah sista...cant a brother man ask for some coffe?

*glare* you used to shower me with coffee 😮...wait no 😕

That's back when I was kinkier and you asked me to shower you with it.

I thought "What a waste of coffee..."

Merry fishmas everyone! Everyone have some syphilis on the house!

Originally posted by _Sanctuary_
Merry fishmas everyone! Everyone have some syphilis on the house!

Ok....dude.... 😘

Originally posted by DaCanadianMoose
It's getting to be that time of year again.

Presents...parties....eggnog.

Christmas is fast approaching, and being the giving person that I am, I want to do my part.

We all know that Santa is dead. That last orgy with the elves and reindeer took him over the edge. They say syphilis is rare these days....tell that to St, Nick. 🙁

ANYhow...I have agreed to take his place. I've set up shop in the North Pole, and ass cracked all the drugged out STD ridden populace and got them back in shape. Christmas WILL go on. But, I got rid of the Jolly fat man's list, and started fresh. I'm making my OWN list, and if you F**K up, you're toast.

So, come on, throw away those inhibitions and tell ole Santa Moose what you want.

I won't bite.

Much.

*sits on santa moose's lap* 😐
I want to go to England. cry

*pushes Rad off Moose's lap*

Wait your turn.

And Moosie faintthud

I got to go pick up my kid ciao~ folks

Originally posted by ~Rad~
*sits on santa moose's lap* 😐
I want to go to England. cry

Funny how often I get that request.

Hm....well, have you been halfways decent this year? No murders?

Originally posted by Jedi Priestess
*pushes Rad off Moose's lap*

Wait your turn.

And Moosie faintthud

I got to go pick up my kid ciao~ folks

😆 my, you DO get possessive.

Can you imagine if we'd actually gone through with that wedding? 😱

Ok darlin, take care. I have more presents when you come back. 😉

Originally posted by DaCanadianMoose
Ok....dude.... 😘

HEY! I'm a girl, did you not read the thread! So that will be "dudette" Enjoy your syphillis!

Originally posted by _Sanctuary_
HEY! I'm a girl, did you not read the thread! So that will be "dudette" Enjoy your syphillis!

No, I seriously did not see that.

So, you're a girl with a syphillis fetish?

No.. I only mentioned it twice 😆

What kinda guy has a hello kitty avatar?

And has "I'm a girl, damn it!" written in their sig? 😐

Originally posted by _Sanctuary_
No.. I only mentioned it twice 😆

What kinda guy has a hello kitty avatar?

And has "I'm a girl, damn it!" written in their sig? 😐

A gay guy?

😉 I'm sorry. I said it on purpose because, well, just because. I knew you were a girl.

I knew you'd say that! I just knew it!

Originally posted by _Sanctuary_
I knew you'd say that! I just knew it!

About the gay guy?

Or the "I did it on purpose" part?

gay guy....

So how am I like a gay guy!!!!

Well I never thought I'd type that 😐

Originally posted by _Sanctuary_
So how am I like a gay guy!!!!

Well I never thought I'd type that 😐

Honestly, that is a question I never thought I'd hear a girl ask me. 😑

Given my limited knowledge of gay men, Wickerman (I hope he reads this) I'd say that you are nothing like a gay guy.....

Then why did you think I was a guy? With a HELLO KITTY avatar?

Originally posted by _Sanctuary_
Then why did you think I was a guy? With a HELLO KITTY avatar?

*sigh* Let me go over this with you, ok?

I saw your thread, stating you weren't a guy.

I knew you weren't a guy.

I implied that you were a guy just to get a reaction out of you.

I did not in any way, shape or form think you were a guy.

It was a joke.

I do not have syphillis.

Wow.. I think I broke him.. 😐

Originally posted by _Sanctuary_
Wow.. I think I broke him.. 😐

I am not bro---bro----broken.