Sit on Santa Moose's Lap

I...don't think I want to know....

Originally posted by Lady Fianna
I...don't think I want to know....

I do. 🥷 It's like seeing a horrific car wreck. Or a naked fat chick showering. Part of your mind is telling you to look away. The part that counts apparently makes you gawk.

*sits on santa moose's lap*

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
😆 😂 😂 Ah.....that's funny.

But I have to ask....and honestly, I'm not sure I REALLY want to know, but that sick, inner twisted part of my mind is screaming...........how? 🤨

By making use of the plethora of instruments and equipment I have hidden in my cupboards mwahaha

Originally posted by Punkyhermy
*sits on santa moose's lap*

Well, now, have you been a good little girl this year? *looks at his list* 😑 Wow....you did all that....??!! 🥷 Good God, that was just in August alone! What kind of freak are you?

Santa moose. Now it is truely the christmas season.

Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
Santa moose. Now it is truely the christmas season.

No, it's not Christmas until I wake up on December 25th and find you in my stocking.

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
No, it's not Christmas until I wake up on December 25th and find you in my stocking.

What do you want with me this year. I know last year, the hemorrhoid cream and KY was pretty good.

Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
True.

What do you want with me this year. I know last year, the hemorrhoid cream and KY was pretty good.

Well, this year, I'd like to eat a donut off of you. You provide the cream.

youpi

firefirefireph PRESENTS!

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Well, this year, I'd like to eat a donut off of you. You provide the cream.

Originally posted by Naz
firefirefireph PRESENTS!

And yours Nazzy-cakes, is a name for your saddle.....*DRUM ROLL*

Ye Old Assholder

Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
Oddly, that was a bit of a turn on.

Really? 🤨 Did you actually picture it?

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
And yours Nazzy-cakes, is a name for your saddle.....*DRUM ROLL*

[B]Old Assholder

Really? 🤨 Did you actually picture it? [/B]

Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
No lookaround

Take the donut, put your lil thingy in the hole.......

I'mmmmmm gonna stop there.... 😘

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Take the donut, put your lil thingy in the hole.......

I'mmmmmm gonna stop there.... 😘

How bout them bears?
Lookin good this year

lookaround

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Take the donut, put your lil thingy in the hole.......

I'mmmmmm gonna stop there.... 😘

Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
shock

How bout them bears?
Lookin good this year

lookaround

Oh God....are you talking about that Gay organization of somewhat overweight, hairy men? shock

Originally posted by PandoraMomo
eeeewwww

Hi I love you. 😍 droolio

I think he's talking about the best football team to ever exist...

No im not from Chicago