Originally posted by Slay
I remember the last time I sat on your lap. It ended up with you and Danny Bonaduce in the restroom of a Texas diner.
That was a great night. Thanks for the memories.
Originally posted by InnerRise
Well I'm here to ask for presents, not to be someone's present. 😒(Please stop) 😕
anata wa wakarimasu ka.....
Ah well...whaddaya want?
Originally posted by ~Da Moose~I want world peace and for my little brother to grow his leg back and for my Uncle to stop playing the "Do Unto Others As You'd Have Them Do Unto You" Game.
That was a great night. Thanks for the memories.Ah well...whaddaya want?
He always does these things to me and then expects me to them to him. When I refuse he just goes in the back room, not the kitchen, and brings me out this delicious beverage. I take a sip and the next thing I know, I'm waking up in my Uncles bedroom.
It's as if a Guardian Angel takes me away from it all and lays me safely in bed. All I know is, however I got in the bed, it made my butt sore and my Uncle is always downstairs smoking.
(Was that you Santa??)
(If so, do you mind returning me to the bed with my underwear on from now on, thanks)
anata wa wakarimasu ka.....
Originally posted by InnerRise
I want world peace and for my little brother to grow his leg back and for my Uncle to stop playing the "Do Unto Others As You'd Have Them Do Unto You" Game.He always does these things to me and then expects me to them to him. When I refuse he just goes in the back room, not the kitchen, and brings me out this delicious beverage. I take a sip and the next thing I know, I'm waking up in my Uncles bedroom.
It's as if a Guardian Angel takes me away from it all and lays me safely in bed. All I know is, however I got in the bed, it made my butt sore and my Uncle is always downstairs smoking.
(Was that you Santa??)
(If so, do you mind returning me to the bed with my underwear on from now on, thanks)
anata wa wakarimasu ka.....
I'm afraid I can't help you.....*gives you the number for The Fairy Godmother Maybe give her a call....
*backs away* 😑
Originally posted by ~Da Moose~*Walks away from Santa looking down at the ground*
I'm afraid I can't help you.....*gives you the number for [B]The Fairy Godmother Maybe give her a call....*backs away* 😑 [/B]
(There's no such thing as Santa Clause)
*Kicks the ground*
*Goes find mother*
Mother: "Come on, it's time to go over you Uncle's house so that he can baby sit you, I'm off to work you know."
Me: "I don't want to go. He makes do things that I don't want to"
Mom: "You will listen to your Uncle and do as he says...YOU HEAR ME!!! He's been telling me you have a problem with following rules. I don't want to hear that again."
Me: "Okay mother" sadwalk
*Looks back at the fake Santa Moose*
sad
anata wa wakarimasu ka.....
Originally posted by InnerRise
*Walks away from Santa looking down at the ground*(There's no such thing as Santa Clause)
*Kicks the ground*
*Goes find mother*
Mother: "Come on, it's time to go over you Uncle's house so that he can baby sit you, I'm off to work you know."
Me: "I don't want to go. He makes do things that I don't want to"
Mom: "You will listen to your Uncle and do as he says...YOU HEAR ME!!! He's been telling me you have a problem with following rules. I don't want to hear that again."
Me: "Okay mother" sadwalk
*Looks back at the fake Santa Moose*
sad
anata wa wakarimasu ka.....
*sigh* I said call the FAIRY GODMOTHER - AKA, Slay....she can help you.