Originally posted by Nerdanel
i dont wanna sit on moose's lap. i heard he does wierd stuff
Depends on how special you are.
Originally posted by Clovie
*sits on moose's laps* Dear Santa I'd like to have an ideal guy bawling
There is no such thing I am afraid. The best you can hope for is a son of a bit'ch who has only a moderate drinking problem, can remember your name and has limited success getting it up. Let me introduce you to Bardock.