Hi my name is Irene....

Originally posted by silver_tears
I believe that sounds like an invitation eyes

Embossed, engraved and hand delivered by MOI...resplendant in my tuxedo jacket, bow tie and cut off bermuda shorts. 😄

The bermuda shorts will have to go flirt1

Jolly day people.
My name is Chanel.

I have Abdominals of Steel!

My name's John, & I lost my virginity at 14! 😮

My name is Chanel.

I'm gonna stay a virgin for the rest of my life...
🙄

my name is jason, and im an alcoholic

Hi, my name's Paul, and I like to pretend I have other names 😮

Hi my name is Chanel.
I wear a name tag incase i forget my own name.

My name's John.
I once punched a guy in the gut for looking in my direction!

hi my name is jason, and im into dendraphelia

My name's John, and I enjoy Pyronecrobestiality! 😛

hi my name is Jason, and i enjoy a nice warm bath with slugs

my names jason and i am terrified of spiders

"You also have that nasty Moose-o-phobia."

Hahaha. What did I tell you? Remember the last time you attached yourself to......oh haha. Almost slipped up there.

If I weren't so kind and stuff, I could twist and misintepret your words Tears, and attach a rubber spider to your ass.

-AC

My name is Kevin, I am an excellent cook, I wish I had a prehensile tail, I get paid to shovel horse shit on weekends, and I secretly enjoy watching American Idol, even though I can't stand the music. 😐

Horse Shit... Sexy 😱

😆

My name is Maureen.. and im a pervert 😐

Damn right you said Maynard's angellic little son should be a porn star 😠

cry i was kidding, mkay pumpkin