Hi my name is Irene....

Started by Da Moose21 pages
Originally posted by fever red
Kate's not such a freaky name, really, when you stop to think about it.
Besides, doesn't it ameliorate my freakiness somewhat now that I no longer force my dog to go naked? Or are you INTO naked dogs?

*shakes his head vigorously*

Ye....no?

Originally posted by Da Moose
Because you loooooove me? 😄
that was to be a secret 🥷

Originally posted by misha
hi my names michelle and i have a phobia of cokroaches and needles 😮

😛

😆

But anyways my name is Luke and I work at a zoo in the reptile department

nice to meet u luke.

Ah, the Madagascar Hissing Cockroach. Yummy.

Good to meet you 🙂

hi my names jason, and i slept with mary poppins

My name is Moose but secretly, I am Mary Poppins.

*reads above*

Er...Barry Moppins...I mean.

its okay i we were drunk its okay...

Originally posted by a1hsauce
its okay i we were drunk its okay...

Oh for the love of Cows, don't ever say that...it's not ok...

and you never called...

*hugs his knees close to his body*

please get out of the fetal position mooseman and stop slammin ur head against the walls, look its not you, its me

Originally posted by a1hsauce
please get out of the fetal position mooseman and stop slammin ur head against the walls, look its not you, its me

Oh sure, so you say...I'd believe you...if you weren't the 9th person to tell me that this week....

so u get around dont u, u prick, thats why u didnt answer the phone on friday *flips hair*

Originally posted by Clovie
that was to be a secret 🥷

I wish you weren't joking Clover... 🙁

😂 😆 how was ur weekend moosman

Originally posted by a1hsauce
😂 😆 how was ur weekend moosman

Unbelievably exciting.

SATURDAY
I got up. Ate. Went out. Came home. Ate. Went to bed.

SUNDAY

Repeat.

You?

Originally posted by Da Moose
I wish you weren't joking Clover... 🙁
i know 😕 i'm sorry. it was a bad idea for a joke. 😮

😂 along the same lines, only i got to play flag football in the rain, im payin for it now though