Friday the 13th series

Originally posted by shaber
The Friday 13th series have a LOT of inconsistencies though. Part 8 changes it about completely

Part 8 Jason goes to NY

do you mean Part 9 ? Jason goes to hell ? that was the drastic storyline change were they have that demon snake inside of him

that snake thing was his soul

haha told ya so!

here we go...

coming to theaters, FALL 2032...

ESTABLISHING SHOT: Relatively CLOSE ANGLE FROM BEHIND, ON A MAN greedily loading a WOOD CHIPPER with large pieces of PRODUCT. The MAN fidgets and dances, muttering the whole while.

SLOW ZOOM from BEHIND as MAN collects another PIECE of PRODUCT.

PAN BACK TO WIDE, and slowly circle to PROFILE of MAN

MAN is STEVE BUCSCEMI or WILLIAM H MACY (as from FARGO), feeding WOOD CHIPPER

NOTE 'PRODUCT' is BLOODY, MANGLED ARM, still holding A MACHETE!!

MAN pries MACHETE from DEAD ARM'S GRIP, tosses MACHETE into SNOW-COVERED GROUND

NOTE SNOW around WOOD CHIPPER tinted BLOOD RED

MAN chucks MANGLED ARM into CHIPPER, leans to collect ANOTHER LIMB, smiling maniacally and chattering to himself

PAN to FRONT of WOOD CHIPPER, as GORE and BLOOD ERUPT from within, spraying the blast radius of SNOW-COVERED GROUND

SLOW ZOOM on BLOODY FILTHY SNOW and SOIL

NOTE GORE CHUNKS and filth beginning to coalesce and bubble up, being strangely drawn BACK TOGETHER, even as more BLOOD and FILTH spray down upon the scene (ala T-1000)

JASON'S THEME: KI-KI-KI-KI-CHA-CHA-CHA-CHA

SIRENS BLAST

MAN holds HOCKEY-MASKED SKULL as POLICE CAR approaches

MAN removes MASK from SKULL, tosses SKULL into WOOD CHIPPER as POLICE CAR stops

MAN turns to face POLICE SHERIFF, who emerges from CAR

SHERIFF is FEMALE, VERY PREGNANT (ala Frances Mc Dormand from FARGO)

SHERIFF: 'ey dere... Whatchya got dere, feller?

MAN drops HOCKEY MASK next to MACHETE in snow

MAN: Uhhh, nothing officer...

SHERIFF: Yeh sure, you betchya... lemme see dose dere hands you got dere...

MAN steps to SHERIFF

SHERIFF frisks and arrests crazed man, while man babbles on

CLOSE on MACHETE and MASK

MANGLED HAND recovers MASK

MANGLED HAND recovers MACHETE

JASON STINGER AGAIN

SHERIFF tucks MAN in CAR

MACHETE slices thru SHERIFF, cleaving her in two, in a diagonal swipe from her left shoulder to her right hip!!

as SHERIFF'S BODY drops in pieces, we hear: A BABY CRY!!!

as JASON VORHEES takes up the screen, dressed in his JASON X 'ARMOR' and MASK

JASON STINGER again

CUT TO BLACK

FLASH IN TITLE:

FRIDAY the 13th: JASON TX TAKES FARGO!!

(this of course would come after another successful JASON movie or 2, to get JASON 11 and 12 out of the way before this final climactic JASON 13 hit theaters... hence the release date of 2032.. 😱 😆 💃 )

Hmm. Even adding Jason to "Fargo" wouldn't make that movie interesting.

BTW, it's "Ki, Ki, Ki, Ma, Ma, Ma." 😉

Originally posted by Zilverz
Hey man, I agree with your information the most. But I think Jason's body could have been exterminated a long time ago. All they had to do was put him through a wood chipper. Or something that would completely mence his body into tiny pieces. He is not a T1000. He wont melt all back together. But if they did that, they couldnt continue the story with his image. So, I understand (:

No, they blew him up into little pieces in Jason Goes to Hell, but he came back

Jason is the all time killer. i rate him a #1. Freddy is # 2. Mike Myers is a no talent pussy. he only kills on halloween. whats the point of killing if only on one day.

Jason = 🤘 Freddy = 😉 and Mike Myers = pussy

Originally posted by Freddy_vs_Jason
that snake thing was his soul

Which makes him inhuman. No one has a snake for a soul that can jump into different bodies. So he is either an ALIEN or a DEMON take your pick

well theres no way im calling him an alien, so i'll have to go with demon..............and also no one would want to get close enough to jason to throw him into a wood chipper

Originally posted by Freddy_vs_Jason
well theres no way im calling him an alien, so i'll have to go with demon..............and also no one would want to get close enough to jason to throw him into a wood chipper

I vote demon too. Considering he could punch a hole through your chest, i agree with not getting close enough. To be honest I wouldnt want to be within 5 miles of him. He is a sneaky f \/ c k

Its been so long since i seen jason goes to hell ... Do they destroy the snake ?

FRIDAY 13TH IS THE BEST AND ANYONE WHO SAYS IT AIN'T WILL GET A CYBER ASS WHOOPIN' 😠

MICHAEL MYERS IS COOL HE CAN'T DIE UNLIKE FREDDY WHO DIES ALL THE TIME AND THEN COMES BACK IN THE NEXT FILM. JASON IS ALMOST ZOMBIE BUT MIKE IS STILL JUST A NORMAL HUMAN

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Jason X got a bit stupid: "we couldn't execute him so we froze him".

He is killed in Jason X - he only came back as uber jason due to a stroke of luck - same with the lightening in Pt 6.

He is only made of flesh and bone and I'm sure if they'd strapped a bomb to him that would have finished him off.

But hey, you can't really be picky about these films plots - you can enjoy them regardless.

so nobody knows what movie the hill billie mom and son are in? (you know the one with the... well i can't remember if it was a motorcycle or scooter)

Danny...........I suggest you watch all the FT13TH's before you say that. Even if they strapped a bomb to him it wouldn't kill him, they did that in "Jason goes to hell: the final friday" at the start he his blown into millions of peices but comes back and possess people and keeps killing, you can't kill him people, Freddy was an idiot to ressuerct him.

Originally posted by Superman5452
so nobody knows what movie the hill billie mom and son are in? (you know the one with the... well i can't remember if it was a motorcycle or scooter)

Friday the 13th Part 5 A new begining

that movie is quite good actually

I'm watching friday the 13th part 3 on Tuesday. 😄