Thing vs. Spider-man

Started by Arsenal9 pages

And again, Spider-Man is not stupid enough to get close and caught in a bear-hug.

If Thing faked being hurt and Spider-Man cared enough to check if he was indeed in pain, bear hug time.

I still stand by my theory : the only way Spider-Man can beat him, is pull out a telephone-pole (or something like that) and play golf with Thing lol.

I still stand by my theory : the only way Spider-Man can beat him, is pull out a telephone-pole (or something like that) and play golf with Thing lol.

Thing would grab it from him and hit him all the way to Hell's Kitchen.

Maybe 😉

....hmmmm/......maybe.....the two have fought together on many occassions....this would be a great fight.

Originally posted by Arsenal
If Thing faked being hurt and Spider-Man cared enough to check if he was indeed in pain, bear hug time.

Lol, oh what a cheating bastard he'd be.

yeah, thing is no punk, He is much more honorable than that. He is true blue. not some faking pansy.

Originally posted by Arsenal
If Thing faked being hurt and Spider-Man cared enough to check if he was indeed in pain, bear hug time.

His spider-sense would still warn him that Thing was faking

Seriously, if you think the Thing can overcome Spiderman, you shouldnt be allowed to read comics.The thing is basically a slower but stronger version of the Rhino, or a weaker version of Abomination. Spiderman beats rhino into submission everytime, and subdues abomination. People must forget that Spiderman has some pretty god damn amazing endurance and is also superhuman, oh yeah, he is also about 100 times more intellignet than the thing.

yeah, thing is no punk, He is much more honorable than that. He is true blue. not some faking pansy.

Well, if I were Thing and I really needed to beat Spider-Man by any means necessary because of something he did "like get webbing in Sue's hair" that would be the first thing I would try if I knew Spider-Man's speed.

The thing is basically a slower but stronger version of the Rhino

not true, thing would piss all over rhino.

not true, thing would piss all over rhino.

and rape him

yes, savagely...

as for thing and spidey, i'm undecided, but the only writer who'd ever let thing win would be a fanboy, not because of things ability, just that 99% of writers would make spidey win.

from what i've read in comics i gotta say spidey takes this one, but i'm having a hard time picturing it as a serious brawl, because spidey would be trying to trip thing and annoy him, and they both have smartass jokes so from my point of view it would be a funny battle

they both have smartass jokes so from my point of view it would be a funny battle

i'd buy it, if it was done well it'd be a great battle.

I agree. This would probably be a great fight, with lots of wise-cracks on both sides. I think eventually though, Thing would get frustrated and start making mistakes (he does have some anger issues), meanwhile Spidey would still be having a good time poking fun at him and looking for his shot. In the end, I think Thing goes down for the count.

Good point, I forgot about that. His spider-sense would know Thing was faking. Spider-Man doesn't beat Rhino into submission every time, he usually outsmarts him. Many times he's said his punches don't affect Rhino's hide much. Thing isn't as stupid as people make him out to be, he's certainly more intelligent than Rhino, but yeah he's nowhere near as smart as Spidey.

I must regretfully *well not that regretfully* disagree that Thing would rape Rhino, lol. I don't think Ben swings that way. Plus, while Thing would win in a fight, he's still not capable of taking the hide off him, so there's no...opening for him to utilize.

isnt there an opening in his mask? lol.....okay this is sick

Well yeah, the hide doesn't cover his face, but there are no holes in his costume.

I really wish I hadn't brought this up, now people are going to start discussing it in graphic detail, lol.

Then how does he go poo?