Good Comebacks?

Started by Antoinette2 pages

Good Comebacks?

anyone got any good comebacks? 馃槈

Return! 馃槙

?

You asked for comebacks well to return is to comeback! 馃槢

comebacks to what?

Ohh....Baylin馃槀

PA- like when people make fun of you!

Originally posted by Antoinette
Ohh....Baylin馃槀

PA- like when people make fun of you!


Running out of comebacks while getting abused at school, so you come to KMC to find some new materal, eh?

Well then it depends what they make fun of you for.....

I know a lame one. I know what you are but what am I?It is lame but not alot of people answear to it.JM

There is one that my friend uses, mainly because there is no reply to it...so when someone says something to you, you just reply with 'yeah and ur not real' 馃槈 馃檮

well wot is someone supposed to say to that? 馃槃

Originally posted by Jackie Malfoy
I know a lame one. I know what you are but what am I?It is lame but not alot of people answear to it.JM

They don't answer because they realize that you are a RETARD if you use that line... and making fun of retards isn't funny.

Originally posted by Jackie Malfoy
I know a lame one. I know what you are but what am I?

thats a classic.

I also like to use "if you say one more word to me i'm going to come round to your house in the dead of night and kill your pets by hardcore pound ****ing them..."

Guaranteed to raise a smile and defuse a situation.

say japan four and point to the ground...

well a i remember one in particular

''your mum'''

Gosh that was a classic 馃槀

I like this one. why dont you take a stick bend down and shove it up where the sun dont shinetake a left at ***** and a right at hore till that stick comes out of you mouth thus preventing any type of shitt from spewing from your lips.

hows that one besides long?

remind me never to piss rogue938 off.

Originally posted by Mr Zero
thats a classic.

I also like to use "if you say one more word to me i'm going to come round to your house in the dead of night and kill your pets by hardcore pound ****ing them..."

Guaranteed to raise a smile and defuse a situation.

I would *uck someone up if they said somethin like that to me irl.

Originally posted by Noob A
I would *uck someone up if they said somethin like that to me irl.

Really? Wow you must be pretty tough then - I'm afraid of you and hope I didnt offend you.

Also partially aroused. Not fully hard but well on the way...

hysterical

take good notes, 'cause zero's doing a demo...

If someone is making fun of you, tell them they are the product of a rape. That usually shuts them up and leaves a stunned look on their face. 馃檪