Good Comebacks?

Originally posted by ash007
well a i remember one in particular

''your mum'''

Gosh that was a classic 😂

My friends and I branched out last year:

"Your mom!... On Mother's Day! OH!"

😆

Bill Hicks was a master of the comeback. Once he was making fun of fundamentalist Christians and these big guys came up to him after the show and said threateningly: "Hey! Buddy! We're Christians, and we don't like what you've been saying."

Bill's comeback? "So forgive me."

Later, when he was hanging from the tree...

most unoriginal comeback.

"..but you're gay."

searching for care.............sorry care not found.

Sorry to sound cold, mean or cruel, but I am, so that's the way it comes out.

Personally, I like the "your mother" ones best. Oldies, but goodies. Like, your mother just phoned, she said she's horny, she wants to know what time you'll be back home tonight.