Sexy barman......He does tricks too!
Ok, so like most people know, one of my rules for my men is that they must not be ignorant or ''thick'' as Tessa calls them - however sometimes, just sometimes, animal instincts take over and all that crap is outta window.
You know what i have released is sexy - professional barmen. You know those that throw the glasses around and spin the bottles and throw them around then catch them and shake those thingies for the cocktails - oh yes. Professional ones kick major arse.
A good night would be if a hunky barman asked you if youd like 'Sex on the Beach'
A REALLY GOOD night would be if he wasnt talking about the drink. Yeah baby.
Ok, so shit aside, its good to look great, and have that New Zeland accent thats so mind blowing, but what happens when you have a shittiest name EVER?
Oh yes, ive met the SEX of my life but it all came tumbling down when he told me his name - it was....
Are you ready for this...??
His name was....
Dingo.
Thats right, Dingo.
What in the bloody hell?!?! Dingo? WTF?
NOOOO. Nahuh. Not even 'hump and dump' would work on this. No way Jose!
''Hey, guess what i did last week, i was with someone called Dingo''
I couldnt live with myself if that happened...not ever...Id probably cry myself to sleep every night if that happened.
Damn...perfectly good ass and bartending talent and New Zeland accent, all wased....when you're called....Dingo.