Originally posted by lil bitchiness
Please stop saying it. Dingo - its....giving me a headache (or maye its my hungoverness...)Can you do the tricks and the bottle spinning and the coctail making?!
Ok Ok...so, how hot was RINGO? I mean...are we talking....you walked in and said "BINGO! He's the one!" Did he use authentic New Zealand LINGO?
Ok..I'll stop.
I can. Although, I get in trouble for that, being a bouncer and all. But yes, SOME of the things I can do. I'm not Coyote Ugly or nuthin though.
That was funny because it was sooo cheezy. Nice.
This place where i was its sort o a posh bar, all their staf do the bottle spinning and the coctail making.
Dingo did me the ''Italian Job'' - and he was throwing stuff around, shaking the ice in that thingy they shake ice in, throwing the glass around - he made it super quickly too.
Originally posted by lil bitchiness
That was funny because it was sooo cheezy. Nice.This place where i was its sort o a posh bar, all their staf do the bottle spinning and the coctail making.
Dingo did me the ''Italian Job'' - and he was throwing stuff around, shaking the ice in that thingy they shake ice in, throwing the glass around - he made it super quickly too.
The Italian Job...nice. I can see why he's so hot.
The bar I work at is a HUGE place. Used to be a theatre. Now, it holds over 1200 people. All of our bartenders and wait staff are beautiful people, but only some do the tricks.
Originally posted by lil bitchiness
He was just generaly really hot. The whole ''bartending talent'' was just a bonus.I hope you aint one of those mean bouncars - and i hope you wear your kilt often...
Sorry hon, I don't wear my kilt while working. Too many problems with it blowing up while I'm escorting people out...and I don't have skivvies underneath. 😈
Yeah, everyone there just made fun after i told them what his name was. They werent making fun of him, they were making fun of ME.
Joe even made up this story and made a point that i simply MUST NOT date anyone like that by doing a little drama scetch of me telling my parents at the christmas dinner about my ''boyriends'' name.
Re: Sexy barman......He does tricks too!
Originally posted by lil bitchiness
Ok, so like most people know, one of my rules for my men is that they must not be ignorant or ''thick'' as Tessa calls them - however sometimes, just sometimes, animal instincts take over and all that crap is outta window.You know what i have released is sexy - professional barmen. You know those that throw the glasses around and spin the bottles and throw them around then catch them and shake those thingies for the cocktails - oh yes. Professional ones kick major arse.
A good night would be if a hunky barman asked you if youd like 'Sex on the Beach'
A REALLY GOOD night would be if he wasnt talking about the drink. Yeah baby.Ok, so shit aside, its good to look great, and have that New Zeland accent thats so mind blowing, but what happens when you have a shittiest name EVER?
Oh yes, ive met the SEX of my life but it all came tumbling down when he told me his name - it was....
Are you ready for this...??
His name was....
Dingo.
Thats right, Dingo.
What in the bloody hell?!?! Dingo? WTF?
NOOOO. Nahuh. Not even 'hump and dump' would work on this. No way Jose!
''Hey, guess what i did last week, i was with someone called Dingo''
I couldnt live with myself if that happened...not ever...Id probably cry myself to sleep every night if that happened.
Damn...perfectly good ass and bartending talent and New Zeland accent, all wased....when you're called....Dingo.
But ignorance is bliss ✅
And my main personality trait ✅ 😉