Lord of the Rings Quote Game!

The Shire must truly be a great realm, Master Gamgee, where gardeners are held in high honour."

faramir

It cannot be!

Aragorn

You want to know why boromir died

samwise

'No man can kill me'
Witch-King

"oh really?"

someone.

No tomb for Denethor and Faramir. No long, slow sleep of death embalmed. We shall burn, like the heathen kings of old. Bring wood and oil.

denethor rotk

shadow flame!

Saruman/FOTR

'But if I should return, think better of me father'
-Faramir

fool of a Took!

Gandalf/FOTR

That will depend on the manner of your return.

denethor

There is no going back

Frodo/ROTK

You miserable little maggot. I'll stove your head in!
Sam rotk

That was not so curtious

Aragorn/FOTR EE

And this in turn has given rise to the belief that there are no dwarf women, and that dwarves just spring out of holes in the ground!

Gimli TTT

I would cut off your head, dwarf, if it stood but a little higher off the ground.

Eomer/TTT

In one thing you haven't changed, my friend - you still speak in riddles.

Aragorn

I'm hungry

Pippin/FOTR

Have you heard nothing Lord Elrond has said? The Ring must be destroyed

legolas

You are a Ring-bearer, Frodo. To bear a Ring of Power is to be alone.

Galadriel

'That still only counts as one!'
-Gimli