The 'Agency'

This File Is under Construction.

You will no longer be of any use to this agency. Do not respond to this, or any previous letter at any time. Your service has been greatly appreciated. Please follow the following instructions immediately to the last detail.

1.Destroy anything relating to, pertaining to, or in association with the agency. If you have in your possession any items that show your past engagements to the agency, you could be exposed and put your life, and the lives of the agency in jeopardy.

2.Under no circumstances should you ever try to contact the agency ever again. This means no letters; emails; postcards; pigeons; faxes; telephone calls; or visits. It is dangerous to try to do so from now on.

3.Although not required, the agency strongly recommends that you be relocated, to prevent any accidental encounters of the wrong kind. Once you are relocated, never come back to your previous home, doing so would provoke the enemy and leave a wrong impression.

4.Terminate this letter. Now.

-The ‘Agency’

There a point to this?

smodden, are you 'the agency'? 😑

neuralyzer

Originally posted by Smodden
This File Is under Construction.

You will no longer be of any use to this agency. Do not respond to this, or any previous letter at any time. Your service has been greatly appreciated. Please follow the following instructions immediately to the last detail.

1.Destroy anything relating to, pertaining to, or in association with the agency. If you have in your possession any items that show your past engagements to the agency, you could be exposed and put your life, and the lives of the agency in jeopardy.

2.Under no circumstances should you ever try to contact the agency ever again. This means no letters; emails; postcards; pigeons; faxes; telephone calls; or visits. It is dangerous to try to do so from now on.

3.Although not required, the agency strongly recommends that you be relocated, to prevent any accidental encounters of the wrong kind. Once you are relocated, never come back to your previous home, doing so would provoke the enemy and leave a wrong impression.

4.Terminate this letter. Now.

-The ‘Agency’

Originally posted by Nazgulinthedark
smodden, are you 'the agency'? 😑

The agency has reviewed your question and has decided that Smodden cannot answer. For your own safety, all further questions regarding Smodden shall be represented by himself after a thorough review form the agency.

re:The agency:
You haven't gotten the contact? I think I may be watched and my contatcs are being blocked. Must get out before they can reach

Re:The agency:
I'm reporting a deangerous presence in our midst. It's not Agent &*&(**&😉*^658, we terminated him and it is still happenning. We must act t find this leak before it is too late...
Signed, t3l-l l_337 0l\l3

Originally posted by mailedbypostman
Re:The agency:
1-Agent 5403 is causing problems, possible bug, on him or he is the leak. Check out his profile (personal) . Code name: t3l-l l_337 0l\l3.
Password: 87UIJy(Case sensitive). Watch out for his excellent secuirity, one mistake could bring the agency to it's knees.
2-Malfunctions in the Agency database, possibly due to leak mentioned above. Mistakes everywhere. Minor, yet could be in preparation to massive attack on a grand scale.
3-Unable to penetrate gangland world with usual sources, something is amiss.
4-Terminate this letter in any way that does not involve burning.
Signed,
&*&(**&😉*^658

Originally posted by Smodden
This File Is under Construction.

You will no longer be of any use to this agency. Do not respond to this, or any previous letter at any time. Your service has been greatly appreciated. Please follow the following instructions immediately to the last detail.

1.Destroy anything relating to, pertaining to, or in association with the agency. If you have in your possession any items that show your past engagements to the agency, you could be exposed and put your life, and the lives of the agency in jeopardy.

2.Under no circumstances should you ever try to contact the agency ever again. This means no letters; emails; postcards; pigeons; faxes; telephone calls; or visits. It is dangerous to try to do so from now on.

3.Although not required, the agency strongly recommends that you be relocated, to prevent any accidental encounters of the wrong kind. Once you are relocated, never come back to your previous home, doing so would provoke the enemy and leave a wrong impression.

4.Terminate this letter. Now.

-The ‘Agency’

Investigation complete. The subject has been terminated.
1-Was unable to terminate without being spotted. Now marked as one of the agency.
2-Will reloacate to a more discreet positon. Hopefully I may do so without being identified.
3-This may be the agent &*&(**&😉*^658's last contact. Will self-terminate before information can come out in interrogation.
4-If terminated, seek out the older agent 6.506$^. He will replace me for the time being.
5-Good luck...
Signed,
&*&(**&😉*^658

Originally posted by mailedbypostman
Re:The agency:
I'm reporting a deangerous presence in our midst. It's not Agent &*&(**&😉*^658, we terminated him and it is still happenning. We must act t find this leak before it is too late...
Signed, t3l-l l_337 0l\l3

Have heard reports in locations 7, 86, and 2d also. They're everywhere.
Will end elp n mailland...*^&
<End TRANSMISION>

Investigation complete. The subject has been terminated.
1-Was unable to terminate without being spotted. Now marked as one of the agency.
2-Will reloacate to a more discreet positon. Hopefully I may do so without being identified.
3-This may be the agent &*&(**&😉*^658's last contact. Will self-terminate before information can come out in interrogation.
4-If terminated, seek out the older agent 6.506$^. He will replace me for the time being.
5-Good luck...
Signed,
&*&(**&😉*^658

transmission being traced and disrupted. exit wireless internet access and go to secure line. do not attempt to contact the agency. high probability of transmission tampering. the agency will contact you with encrypted files. wrong code entry will initiate self destruct sequence.

😐

First patient pull out the skull remove the cancer
Breakin' his back chisel necks for the answer
Supersonic bionic robot voodoo power
Equator ex my chance to flex skills on Ampex
With power meters and heaters gauge anti freeze
Octagon oxygen aluminum intoxicants
More ways to blow blood cells in your face
React with four bombs and six fire missiles
Armed with seven rounds of space doo-doo pistols
You may not believe, livin' on the Earth planet
My skin is green and silver, warhead lookin' mean
Astronauts get played, tough like the ukelele
As I move in rockets, overriding, levels
Nothing's aware, same data, same system

*Ring*
The agency:
This is the leak. As I say these words, leaks are being dispatched and ordered to infiltrate. You will never find them all. This is all I have to say.
*Hang up*

As space I've shown participator acts walk up clog up and mess up
water down the sound, that comes from the ghetto
In the middle the core you tour explore experience
what is real you feel, changing ways

Originally posted by mc pee pants
transmission being traced and disrupted. exit wireless internet access and go to secure line. do not attempt to contact the agency. high probability of transmission tampering. the agency will contact you with encrypted files. wrong code entry will initiate self destruct sequence.

This must be what it's like to be on KMC while drunk. 😄

Well, it's the ot forum.

*Ring*
The agency:
This is the leak. As I say these words, leaks are being dispatched and ordered to infiltrate. You will never find them all. This is all I have to say.
*Hang up*