The 'Agency'

Re:The agency:Auxillary base
Agent %$^%$ has been called away to an important mission. He will no longer be able to be contacted.

Aww crap! *pulls out M16* die! *pulls trigger*

Re:The agency:Auxillary base
Agent darkcrown has self-terminated. Investigating for foul play, but not expecting evidence.
We all knew it was going to happen.
Signed,
Secret Police director
%*&&$&

transmission available in defcon frequency. agent %$^%$ will be adviced upon re-activation. auxillary base is tainted. repeat, auxillary base is tainted. utmost caution is adviced. request sweep on perimeter prior to usage. suspects mutiple moles. initiate disavow list recognition.

I was never in the Agency! I was against them in a little group called the NATA! (New Age Terrorist Accociation) 😛

Re:The agency:Auxiallary base Defcon frequency.
Call 333-795-4673. You'll find a star chart. After this, meet in CS-5462. Use your star chart.
Possible way to destroy all leaks. If we do not meet in 2 hours, we have been killed. We cannot advise you on this point because we honestly don't know what happens next.

lmao

transmission recieved. trace kill program running. contacting 333-795-4673. star chart acquired. 120 minute countdown initiated. leak termination protocol requested by transmission if 120 minute countdown is to be deemed incomplete.

Osama, the H-bomb is ready. New York will be rubble at 1400 hours tommarrow.

Osama: You have done well my apprentice.

For the last time! You're not my master!!!

Originally posted by mc pee pants
transmission recieved. trace kill program running. contacting 333-795-4673. star chart acquired. 120 minute countdown initiated. leak termination protocol requested by transmission if 120 minute countdown is to be deemed incomplete.

Originally posted by darkcrown
Osama, the H-bomb is ready. New York will be rubble at 1400 hours tommarrow.

Osama: You have done well my apprentice.

For the last time! You're not my master!!!

agent log on:

please enter username and password:

**********//**********
loading..........................................

trace kill program running

welcome.

daily breifing:

agents being termninated by moles. leaks are everywhere. use caution. avoid acquiring shadow. will be disavowed upon mission's failure. use any necessary force. license to kill granted.

end breifing

Re:The Agency:
I am afraid I must do this. I don't have a choice. WE don't have a choice. Please accept my sincerest apologies.

transmission recieved. it is imperative that you terminate everything that creates a trail from you to the agency. you MUST terminate any documentation, computer, gadgets, guns and ammunition. you MUST also surrender your badge. you will be contacted by another agent for proper de-briefing.

Re:The Agency
Terminating...
Terminating...
Terminating...
Complete. Where will I recieve my briefing?

Oval Office,
The Agency is destroyed. What was the greatest hope of our nation is now burned ashes and rubble.
We must never try this again.
Signed,
Harry S Truman.

extracting files from database................................

extracting NOC list...........................................

extracting disavowed list............................................

extracting mission breifings.............................................

ARE YOU SURE YOU WANT TO DELETE THESE FILES?

Y/N

deleting............................................................................................

Goodbye agent. There's just a few loose ends I have to tie up now.... You see....

I was a leak.

transmitting...

... MOTHERF*CKER! ...

end transmission...

CYA! 💃 😆 🤣