Ask me any question including Jason Voorhees

ok the title is a bit misleading you can't ask me of characters who have been killed by him or what movie stars have played him.

What is his phone number?

Jason a retard he doesn't have a phone number, only the actors who play him do ^_^

his middle name?

What's his favorite ice cream flavor?

why did you create this pointless thread.

and why did i answer to this pointless thread.

jason isn't retarded he's just deformed!

Originally posted by bushrules
jason isn't retarded he's just deformed!

no he IS retarted.

nah man he thinks like a child because he was all deformed and shit.

and if jason was at the bottom of the pacific ocean, how much water would be around him?

Whats his shoe size?
Whats his best Childhood memory?
Whats his favorite band?
Whats his favorite food?
Whats his favorite pizza topping?
Whats his favorite Movie?
Whats his Favorite TV Show?
How did you two meet?
How long is his ring finger?
Does he have bad Body Odor
Does he Plan to have kids?
What kind of car does he drive?

His shoe size is like 14

His favorite childhood memory is when he got raped by the camp counselor dan who was considerate enough to give him a reach around ( yeah he had a shitty childhood)

His favorite band is a toss up between brian setzer's orchestra and cannibal corpse ( what can i say, dude has issues)

His favorite food is skittles

His favorite pizza topping is rotten onions

His favorite movie is dirty dancing (he's really a big teddy bear at heart)

His favorite t.v show is Soprano's ( sopranos taught him how to beat people with a baseball bat correctly)

I met him at an after hours bar. He tried hitting on me, but i grabbed his machette and told him thats not the way to approach people outside of crystal lake.

His ring finger is 2.7 inches

His body odor really wasnt that bad, he tried covering up his decay with micheal jordan cologn,) i lectured him about using cheap cologn.)

He said that he wants to have kids, and plans on pursuing that dream, as soon as he finds his monster hood, which is some where in the ocean.

He drives a mazda RX-8

Originally posted by ragesRemorse
He drives a mazda RX-8

😆 😆

looks like the guy who started the thread has some competition!

This was said in another thread:

Part 4 Jason dies

From Part 6 Jason Lives where his corpse is reanimated, he is a zombie from that day forth

Next question: What happened to "JasonVoorhies#1" and where are the answers, especially to the ice cream flavor one????

😆 😆

This thread is too funny!

Originally posted by botankus
Next question: What happened to "JasonVoorhies#1" and where are the answers, especially to the ice cream flavor one????

Looks like he was in way over his head and bailed out.

Either that or found another thread for Friday the 13th trivia.

Does he look like a *****?

@_@ before ya'll ask any more of those questions i just wanna say. ask more that make more sinse and have ta do with Jason i'm talking to you Tabby999 oh and i think Jasons favorite ice cream flavor is Chocolate mint and after Jason is reanimated in Ft13th part 6 he is a zombie untill FvsJ because Freddy brings him back to live with all his powers but he looks like a zombie still because he has been rotting in the ground

Bernard Pivot's questions for Jason:

1. What is your favourite word?
2. What is your least favourite word?
3. What turns you on?
4. What turns you off?
5. What sound do you love?
6. What sound do you hate?
7. What is your favourite curse word?
8. What profession other than yours would you like to attempt?
9. What profession would you not like to participate in?
10. If heaven exists, what would you like to hear god say when you arrive at the pearly gates?