Ask me any question including Jason Voorhees

Started by JasonVoorhees#12 pages

nice roundisfunny ya know alot of questions and alot about Jason hears wat i think Jason would answer to those questions.

1.**** (as in ah **** he's after me)
2.****er (as in die mother ****er)
3.gore, blood and when heads roll
4.losing the prey and being defeated
5.Ki ki ki ha ha ha
6.The sound of teens doing it (Jason's always had a negative effect on teen immature sex)
7.Shit!!!
8.Weapon making and butchery
9.community service and high school teaching (damn teens)
10. Heaven, HEAVEN!!! what the hell makes you think i'm gonna go to heaven. ehh well if i do go there i'd be alright if he just said, Just get the hell in here.

Originally posted by Cinemaddiction
Does he look like a *****?

I SAID...DOES HE LOOK...LIKE A *****?!

whats that last word spel it like this whatever the word is F*cker...

Originally posted by Cinemaddiction
I SAID...DOES HE LOOK...LIKE A *****?!

lmao!

Originally posted by JasonVoorhees#1
whats that last word spel it like this whatever the word is F*cker...

b*tch

Here's a legit question. Actually, a two-parter: How many times has Jason risen from the dead, and how has he done so each time?

And counting the number of movies there are does not count how many lives Jason has had...

Originally posted by hh?
no he IS retarted.
no he IS NOT retarded and it is spelled retarDed 😂 he's just deformed because he has a disease called hydro-cephalic because his mom was like 50 when she had him i went to a jason fan page and i asked the webmaster there if Jason was retarded and he told me he wasn't 😛

Originally posted by bushrules
no he IS NOT retarded and it is spelled retarDed 😂 he's just deformed because he has a disease called hydro-cephalic because his mom was like 50 when she had him i went to a jason fan page and i asked the webmaster there if Jason was retarded and he told me he wasn't 😛

🙄 congratulations

He's definitely socially maladjusted, but then what kid wouldn't be after spending his entire childhood at the bottom of a lake?

He does not look like a b*tch. At least, I'd dare not tell him so.

i'll answer the question of Reborn again...

Jason has been resurected 6 known times which i known of...

the first is in part 6 when he's stibed with a cemetary pole and lightning strikes.
then in part 7 he is resurrected by Tina when she levitates him from the lakes bottom.
then in Jason takes Manhatten a electric cable (sorta similar as when he was resurrected in part 6) brings him back.
not many people count this one but in JGTH after being slaughtered by the FBI his hellbaby heart posses his relative thus bringing him back.
In FvsJ freddy uses his powers to bring him back but alive not a zombie but he still had his powers.
Finally in Jason X after deing torn to shreds by that android KM-3 i think, a healing machine taps into his dead body reviving him and thus giving birth to Uber-Jason.

Go on... there's more.

Yep, in part 4 though it may not seem like it but Jason did die after being struck with an ax i'm sure of that though it doesnt seem like it. and some people say Jason never drowned as a child but I know he was dead. cause he would of gone back home, unless he got lost, to be with his mother. But it appears once see was decapitated his rage ressurected him to begin his killing sprees. That all?? cause i'm pretty sure thats all.