"Nevermind...Bad communication. If you ignore me half the time, you won't miss much..."
The waitress came up to the table and with a very Fran Drescher voice spoke,
"Hey Al! Who'se this kid?"
"My name's Chris, I'm new in town..."
"I can see that or you wouldn't have came here! EEEEhhahahaha(her laugh) I'm just kidding. What can I get you to drink?"
"Uhh...Coke?"
"All we have is Pepsi."
"That's fine."
"And you, Al?"
"So, after dinner you want to go ice skating?" Chris said sarcastically.
The waitress came back.
"Here's your Pepsi and here's your water. Now, what would you like? Or do you need more time?"
"I'll just take a burger and fries. On the burger...Uhh...Katchup, mustard, lettuce, and cheese...Can I get gravey for my fries?"
"Sure hun."
"And you, Al?"