Umbridge. Hate her? Want to poke her? Click here!

excellent

i dont know what is going on but i like to smash things.
and if you need a great weapon rupert lover, look in your kitchen. you can fing all kinds of great things there like..... f-r-y-i-n-g p-a-n-s and kitchen knifes are also good. blenders are not so good. your mom probably wont like cleaning little umbrige bits out of it.

or do what i do...use old shoes, the smellier and heavier the better!!

*starts throwing coconuts at umbridge*

im not so sure about the shoes but the coconuts i like. can i use a pineapple instead?

pineapple....😄 heehee painful

😛 thats the point!! 😛

😄

Thanks for the advice, lioness pride. I took a frying pan from my kitchen 😄 . *Hits Umbridge with the frying pan* 😈

May I suggest a hacksaw.

please no thats too gruesome ..i dont like blood

blech. back to whacking with random fruit

I'm gonna throw this apple at her. *Throws apple**Splat* hmm. that must'a hurt. I think i might need to learn to control my strength. *Umbridge starts saying evil things about Ron again* That's it! *covers her mouth with webbing then throws another apple at her* 😄

ere ive got loads of squisshy apple we can throw at her 😉

NO,NO,NO!
HER ASS IS GRASS 😠 😠 😠 😠 😠

😑

uh...

Did anyone here think that made sense? confused1

no

devil-smiley-104 lets push her off a cliff

YEAH! that's a great idea!